"The Bill Of Rights" - R.T.V.
According To Aerosmith
This group of rights (that are a lot better that the first ones!) is transcribed from the Rock The Vote commercial. If you know any more, please mail me because it's kinda hard to understand!
The freedom to give someone a little head.
The freedom to play your music loud.
The freedom to record a song called (gunshot), Psychokiller Or I Shot The Sherriff, and the freedom to buy it or not!
The freedom toget clean.
The freedom tomake love in an elevator.
The freedom of peach.
The freedom to mow you law without a shirt on.
The freedom to mind you own business!
The freedom to wear whipped cream as clothing.
The freedom to immitate animals.
The freedom to use handcuffs for friendly purposes.
The freedom to enjoy cool and unusual punishment.
The freedom to not inhale.
The freedom to see the world from the side of a bus.
The freedom to choose what you choose to choose!
The freedom to surf any channel on the tube.
The freedom to wear an "Eat The Rich" t-shirt.
The freedom to use bodily fluids as art supplies.
The freedom to sign whatever you want.
The freedom to smell of common root vegetables.
The freedom of feet.
The freedom to pay cash.
The freedom to make mistakes.
The freedom to wear a rubber all day...if necessary...
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