Get yourself cooler lay yourself low,
Coincidental murder with nothing to show.
The judge constipation will go to his head,
His wife's aggravation you're soon enough dead.

It's the same old story,
Same old song and dance my friend.
It's the same old story,
Same old song and dance my friend.

Gotcha with the cocaine they found with your gun,
No smoothy face laywer to getcha undone.
Say love ain't the same on the south side of town,
you could look but you ain't gonna find it around.

It's the same old story,
Same old song and dance my friend.
It's the same old story,
Same old story same old song and dance.

Fate comes a-knockin',
Doors start lockin',
Your old time connection,
Change your direction,
You ain't gonna change it,
Can't rearrange it,
Can't stand the pain when,
It's all the same to you my friend.

When you're low down and dirty from walkin' the street,
With your old hurdy-gurdy no one to meet.
Say love ain't the same on the south side of town,
You could look but you ain't gonna find it around.

It's the same old story,
Same old song and dance my friend.
It's the same old story,
Same old song same old song and dance.

Down to who knows who just to socialize.
I'm waiting for my girls when you caught my eyes.
You got no way to make a man,
Honey you got to understand.
I'm your man child,
Lord of the Thighs.

Well, well, Lordie my God what do we got here?
She's flashin' 'cross the floor.
Make it perfectly clear,
You're the bait and you're the hook.
Someone 'bound to take a look,
I'm your man, child. Lord of the Thighs.

You must of come here to find it,
You've got the look in your eyes.
Although you really don't mind it
I am the Lord of your Thighs!

You must of come here to find it baby,
You've got the look in your eyes.
Although you really don't mind it,
I am the Lord of your Thighs!

Spaced in time child of nine,
Doin' twenty years on the way.
Fire and steel earth unreal,
Find another planet to stay.
Papa died ma survived,
Tellin' me about her ordeal.
And the soul she could not feel,
'Cause they made her so unreal.

Lightnin' years disappears,
Twenty million years on my brain.
Synthesize overrides,
Tryin' to keep from goin' insane.
And my soul I can not feel,
'Cause they made me so unreal.

Spaced enough to know I feel there's nothin' out there.
Spaced enough to know I feel I really don't care.
Spaced enough to feel I'm really losin' my mind.

And I'm never never never never ever goin' back,
I'm off the track no one even knows I'm alive.
spaced without a trace,
waitin' for the word to arrive.
I'm the last man to survive.

Well she's a woman of the world and God she knows it.
She'll turn my head every time she shows it.
Yeah nothin' you can do nothin' you can say,
No way you can try to change her way.
She might be gone tomorrow,
Honey say what you gotta say.

Llordy lordy lordy lordy what a woman how ya feelin'?

You know I tried I tried I tried so hard to please her.
She'd give me a look if I beg to tease her.
There's nothin' you can say, nothin' you can do,
No way you can try to coochie coo.
She might be gone tomorrow, oh lordy what you gonna do?

Now I tried with an open hand and a heart of sorrow.
Hoped that everything would be alright alright alright.
Don't save too much lovin' for tomorrow.
Get out all your lovin' here tonight.
Night night night night night night night night night night night night.

And I tried with an open hand and a heart of sorrow.
Hoped that everything would be alright alright alright alright.
Don't save too much lovin' for tomorrow.
Get out all your lovin' here tonight.

She got big eyed cats she got coats of sable.
She sits forty four at her dinner table.
And there's nothin' you can do nothin' you can say,
No way you can try to change her way.
She might be gone tomorrow, oh throwin' it all away.

Stage coach lady hourglass body,
Makin' thinghs glow in the night.
Well she would if she could,
And she'd be good if she would,
Only be a lover she'd be out tonight.
'Cause I'm a bad a lonely school-boy and I'm a rat,
And it's too bad can't get me none of that.

Salt Lake City salt lickin' biddies bougus honey stinkin' of gin.
Well my daddy was hard his face was pretty scarred from kickin' ass,
And playin' poker to win.
'Cause I'm a bad lonely scholl-boy and I'm a rat,
And it's too bad can't get me none of that.

It's too bad.

It's too bad can't get me none of that.

Loose old lady my mama Katy chivalry was born at her feet.
Well she shoulda throught twice when Pa shot his dice,
The night she put my daddy to sleep.
'Cause I'm a bad lonely school-boy and I'm a rat,
It's too bad can't get me none of that.
It's too bad Lord it's too bad.
I said it's too bad Lord it's too bad.
I said it's too bad it's too bad.
You know it's too bad it's too bad.

Well, on a train, I met a dame,
She rather handsome, we kinda looked the same
She was pretty, from New York City
I'm walkin' down that old fair lane,
I'm in heat, I'm in love,
But I just couldn't tell her so

I said, train kept a-rollin' all night long
Train kept a-rollin' all night long
Train kept a-rollin' all night long
Train kept a-rollin' all night long
With a "heave!", and a "ho!"
But I just couldn't tell her so, no, no, no

Well, get along, sweet little woman get along
On your way, get along, sweet little woman get along
On your way,
I'm in heat, I'm in love,
But I just couldn't tell her so, no, no, no

Well, on a train, I met a dame,
She rather handsome, but (???) the same
She was pretty, from New York City
I'm walkin' down that old fair lane,
I'm in heat, I'm in love,
But I just couldn't tell her so

I said, train kept a-rollin' all night long
Train kept a-rollin' all night long
Train kept a-rollin' all night long
Train kept a-rollin' all night long
With a "heave!", and a "ho!"
But I just couldn't tell her so, no, no, no

Well, get along, sweet little woman get along
On your way, get along, sweet little woman get along
On your way,
I'm in heat, I'm in love,
But I just couldn't tell her

Well, we made a stop in Albequerque
She must'a thought I was a real cool jerk
Got off the train, and put her hands up
Lookin' so good I couldn't let her go
But I just couldn't tell her so

I said, train kept a-rollin' all night long
Train kept a-rollin' all night long
Train kept a-rollin' all night long
Train kept a-rollin' all night long
I'm in heat, I'm in love,
But I just couldn't tell her

blues hearted lady sleepy was she
love for the devil brought her to me
seas of a thousand drawn to her sin
seasons of wither holdin me in

oooh always me I feel so badly for you
oooh always me I feel so sadly for you
in time bound to lose your mind live on borrowed time
take the wind right out of your sail

fire flies dancing the heat off
hound dogs that bay at the moon
my ship leaves in the midnight
can't say I'll be back too soon

they awaken far far away
heat of my candle show me the way
seas of a thousand drawn to her sin
seasons of wither holdin me in

oooh always me I feel so badly for you
oooh always me I feel so sadly for you
in time bound to lose your mind live on borrowed time
take the wind right out of your sail

When I'm in heat and someone gets a notion,
I jump to my feet I hoof it to the ocean.
We hit a beach where no one give a hoot.
Nobody never ever wears a suit.
The ladies there they look so proud.
That's cause they know that their well endowed.

Now I ain't much on Fannie's conversation,
Or care to much about her operation.
But every time Pandora come my way,
I get high can't explain the sensation.
To get it on I got to watch what I say,
Or I'll catch hell from the women's liberation.

Sweet Pandora,
God like aura,
Smellin' like a flora,
Open up your door for me.

Sweet Pandora,
God like aura,
Smellin' like a flora,
Open up your door for me.

Sweet Pandora,
Mama crack a smile for me.
Just for me. (x7)

Now I ain't what you'd call a city slicker,
Or claim to fame to be a slitty licker,
But every time Pandora come my way,
I get high can't explain the sensation.
To get it on I got to watch what I say,
Or I'll catch hell from the women's liberation.

Sweet Pandora,
God like aura,
Smellin' like a flora,
Open up your door for me.

Sweet Pandora,
God like aura,
Smellin' like a flora,
Open up your door for me.

Sweet Pandora,
Mama crack a smile for me.
Just for me. (x8)