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Mario is without a doubt Nintendos mascot. But what about his brother Luigi? He has been around just as long as Mario but through out his entire life in the games he has been in the shadow of his "loving" brother. Also Mario keeps taking Luigis stash of shrooms and special flowers. Well its time for Luigi to get in some good old fashion ass kicking on his brother!!!
HARDCORE MATCH
Mario looks around and sees he is in a large room with plumber tools, chests, and random weapons scattered on the floor. Mario cant wait to see who challenged him to this match. A green ball of energy transport his opponent in and Mario is stunned to see his brother Luigi.
"Bro... Bro... Brother?" Mario asks stunned.
"Thats a right Mario." sneers Luigi, "Thought I'd always live in your shadow? Let you always steal my
shit? Thought I was too weak to ever rise above you? Its time for you to die!!!" Luigi then picks up a pipe and flings it at Mario. Mario dodges the pipe and sweeps up a knive.
"Fine you bitch. I've been wanting to take you out for a long time now. " Mario answeres and makes a couple quick slashes with the blade.
Luigi picks up a mop and charges Mario. Mario blocks the mop withe the blade and kicks Luigi in the stomache and follows it up with a blow to the back of the neck that sends Luigi to the floor. Luigi rolls to the side as Mario plunges the knive down and strikes the floor. Luigi then kicks Mario in a knee making the plumber fall back.
Mario and Luigi slowly get up and glare at each other. Mario then suddenly punches Luigi in the face and shatters his brothers nose. Blood and mucus flies out as Luigis head snaps back. Mario tries for another face shot but Luigi ducks and picks up Mario. He then quickly slams Mario down onto a sheet of metal. As Mario rolled in pain Luigi picked up a broom and brought it down on Marios chest. Mario screamed as the broom struck again and again until finally the broom broke.
Luigi turned to look for a new weapon as Mario picked up a broken vodka bottle and got up. He then rammed the broken bottle into Luigis back and turned it as blood sprayed out. When Mario pulled out the glass a good chunk of flesh came out with it. Luigi snapped around and caught Mario in the side of the head with a plunger. Mario flew back and landed into a chest that popped open revealing shrooms.
Mario reached in and pulled out two shrooms and ate them. He then got up despite his injuries and charged Luigi screaming random jibberish. Luigi was taken back by the sudden fury and lowered his guard for a second and Mario took it. He ripped the plunger from Luigi and threw it across the room. Then Mario bashed at Luigis head until blood flowed from his eyes and mouth. Luigi flew back into a box of tacks and screamed in agony as the thousands of small metal objects dug into his back.
Mario slowly walked torwards the squirming body of his brother. When he was two feet away Luigi suddenly rolled over and flung a handfull of tacks into Marios face. Several of the tacks dug in and Mario fell back. Luigi got up and tackled Mario, knocking himto the ground. He then picked up a wine bottle and brought it down on Marios head. Mario slumped to the ground in a pool of blood and wine. Luigi got some tacks and salt and mixed them in the wine and lifted Marios head above it for a second before pounding it into the tacks and grinding it into the salt wine.
Luigi drug Marios knocked out body to the side of the room. He picks up four knives and rammed two through Marios sholders and the other two through his arms pinning his brother to the wall. After three hours Mario came to and saw Luigi eating the shrooms and playing with a sword.
Mario begged and threatened Luigi but was ignored because Luigi was too damned stoned to hear what Mario was saying. Luigi then got up and raised the sword and lopped off Marios head and rammed it on a plunger and put it on his bedroom wall.