Bumper Stickers
I know this has absolutly NOTHING to do with the Ducks, but
it's good for a cheap laugh. :P
*Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Knasas, taking the dog.
Dorothy.
*He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get
you.
*Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
*Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
*Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
*The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
*Laugh alone and the world thinks your an idiot.
*Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let him
sleep.
*Montana-" At least our cows are sane!"
*If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
*Sorry, I don't date outside my spicies.
*Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
*Ok, who stopped payment on my reality check?
*IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
*Time is the best teacher; Unfortunatelyit kills off all
its students.
*According to my calculations, the problem doesn't
exist.
*Some people are only alive because it is illegal to
kill.
*How can I miss you if you won't go away?
*Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better
idiot.
*Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
*Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
*Ever stop to think...and forget to start again?
*Always remember you're unique, just like everyone
else.
*I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
*Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
*I brake for no apparent reason.
*No radio - Already stolen.
*Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn
signal.
*Keep honking...I'm reloading.
*Caution: I drive like you do.
*If it's too loud, you're too old.
*I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where
you would rather be.
*So many pedestrians, so little time.
*If you can read this, your in phaser range.
*Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large
groups.
*Too close for missiles, switching to guns.
*I came , I saw, I did a little shopping.
*I've run out of sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
*Car will explode upon impact.
*Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people are crazy. Check
your 3 friends, if they are ok, your're it.
*If you love your life as much as I love my car, then you
won't steal it.
*My kid beat the crap out of your honor student!
*Not all who wander are lost.
*Why be difficult? Be impossible.
*If you are rich, I am single.
*I am lost, but I'm making record time.
*How is my driving?
Call 1-800-YOU-JERK
*I took an IQ test and the results came out negative.
* Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
*Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
*Be nice to your kids. They're the ones who choose your
nursing home.
*Reality is a figment of your imagination.
*I do what the voices in my head tell me too!
*I can't be conceited because conceit is an imperfection,
and I am perfect.
*I don't know. I don't care. Thats why they put me in
charge.
*I was seduced my the CHOCOLATE side of the Force!!!
* Oh no, not another learning experience!
*I was just lost in thought. It was unfimiliar
territory.
*Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark
side, and it binds the universe together.
*Friends help you move. Real friends help you move
bodies.
*If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong
lane!
*Never trust a person that doesn't like chocolate.
*CAUTION: We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical
*Plato: I am, therefore I think
Descartes: I think, therefore I am
Confucius: I think I am, therefore...?
*What if only Some of my personalities plead
insane?
*I smile because I have no idea what is going on...
--Destiny
*On a quite night in the Dodge Country, you can hear the
Ford rust
*Hey lady! If you don't like my driving, get off the
sidewalk!
--Scout
*Caution! I can go from 0 to bitch in 2.5 seconds
*I may not know how to use 34 words where 3 would do, but
that doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about.
--Charlyne
*I don't normally think, and when I do, I don't think
normally.
--Kazora
*It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put the
booger.
*Missing your cat? Check under my left rear tire.
*If your not a hemroid, get off my ass.
*Too bad ignorance isn't painful.
---Skylark
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