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Shoey Productions
Designing crap homepages since 1997

Welcome to the home of Shoey Productions. My company is a one-man business trying to bring you the best homepages on the net. And failing badly.

Since 1997 we (well, I) have created several homepages which are stuffed with info, but are pretty horrible to look at. This comes from a basic lack of understanding of any programming languages. HTML, Java, you name it: we can´t do it.

Here are some examples of our biggest fuck-ups:

Shoegazing.com
Jellybeat.net
Curbs Central
Lieblinge der Nation

Our latest project is "Shoey´s Guide to Internet Programming", a book which should hit the shops early next year, bringing you everything you need to know about the internet. It includes such groundbreaking chapters as:

  • HTML for losers
  • Tables: something you eat off
  • Forms: forget it
  • Java: an island in south-east asia

Contact Shoey at: Don´t even bother