I found this article in an Austrian newspaper a couple of years ago and I thought I´d share it with you. It´s about a town in Upper Austria called, well, Fucking, and it says that the mayor decided to put theft protections on all the town signs cos they were stolen so often that it was actually cheaper to have an alarm installed on them than to buy new ones every month. Bloody English tourists! ;) Oh yeah, the little sign with the children underneath is actually for drivers, it says "Not so fast please".
I´ve actually found Fucking on the internet as well, and found out that the town is actually divided in two parts, Unter- and Oberfucking, which would translate as Under- and Upperfucking... ;)