You Know You Watch Too Much
Sailor Moon When...
You Freaked when Mara opened a 5th page!
You wonder if you can be Sailor Asteroid
Belt.
The spirits in the fire are now calling you
and you put them on hold because Sailor Moon
is on.
You join the animal rescue league in hopes
that you might find Luna.
You begin to cross your favorite thing with
Sailor Moon i.e, Sailor Eponine, Tuxedo Jones
(as in, From Indiana Jones), Sailor Beanie
Baby......
You can rattle off more than 50 of these by
memory.
You personally own more than 5 Sailor Moon
sites.
You have at least 50 or more Sailor Moon
sites bookmarked (I counted all of mine to
make sure of the right number!).
You have written numeros letters to Rachel
Blanchard (Clueless) asking her to wear her
hair in meatballs on an episode of the show
to show
You flood Starfox's mailbox with hatemail for
closing down the first YKYWTMSMW page (don't
actually do this....)
Last summer you were seen running around
throwing ice cubes screaming "Mercury Ice
Bubbles Freeze!"
You dress up like Zoisite and go around
school trying to find the 7 rainbow crystals.
When people laugh at your costume, you throw
rose petals in their face.
You dress up like Malachite and crash a
Sailor Moon stage show, state who you are,
what you want (the crystal) and start
throwing pink boomerangs at them.
When security drags you away you scream out
Zoisite's name and yell that your going to
join her real soon.
The security gaurds at the DIC know you by
name.
All you have to do is THREATEN to talk about
Sailor Moon to shut up your friends! :)
You play all you Sailor Moon sound files
backwards to see it there are any hidden
messages that everyone else missed.
You still like Malachite, even though you
know 'the truth'.
You go antiquing for your very own Crystal
Key.
You find a strong resemblence between Tuxedo
Nephlyte and Howie D as a vampire in the
Everybody (Backstreet's Back) video.
You now put Star Seed atop you Christmas tree
or Hanuchka bush.
You've printed every Sailor Moon
fan-fiction off the web and created you very
own Sailor Moon library.
No matter how hard you try, the people at the
publishing company won't seem to accept your
Sailor Moon Novel.
You join anti-moon pages so you can bring
them down from the inside!
People you don't even know come up to you and
hand you a Sailor Moon item they bought on
their vacation for the simple reason that
they "saw it and immediately thought of you".
You don't want a car for your sixteenth
birthday, you want a plane ticket to Japan.
You whip out your Sailor Moon wallet during a
school function, and all the moonies you
converted are summoned to you.
You have been dubbed "The Sailor Moon Queen"
but you insist that they call you Queen
Serenity instead.
You had to add extra memory to your computer
just so you could keep all your Sailor Moon
files.
You got a Chibi Chibi doll, directly imported
from Japan.
Instead of talking, you just say "Chibi
chibi"
You run up to people, shove your Chibi Chibi
doll in their face and scream "Chibi Chibi!"
in their ears and when they say "Who is
this?" you say "Chibi Chibi." and when they
say "What?" you say "Chibi Chibi" etc...
You draw the sign of Mercury on your homework
and tests, in hopes of scoring a higher
grade.
You put cheesy quotes from the Sailor Says
into your email signature file.
You decide not to talk about Sailor Moon for
the day...you barely manage to get to school.
You make your very own, "Moonie and proud of
it!" pin and stick it onto your backpack.
You know the theme song by heart, but when
someone asks you to recite the Pledge of
Allegiance, you're clueless.
You and your moonie pals hold Sailor Moon
Marathons each week, and have contests over
who remembers the most lines.
You are immensely jealous when you don't win
those contests.....
You rejoiced when you heard Sailor Moon was
coming to Cartoom Network June 1st, see
SOS for more details.
You grab your non-Moonie pals to your weekly
Sailor Moon Marathons...and convert them into
Moonies!
You make a comic for the school newspaper
with at least three Sailor Moon in-jokes a
day.
You could be mistaken for a Senshi at first
glance.
You look physically like one Senshi but spend
all your time searching for the right
clothes...
You have to make a hero for creative writing.
You submit a Sailor Moon fanfic and get an
A+.
You did it! You did it! After 6 months of
waiting, you hair is long enough and just
wavy enough to look exactly like Sailor
Jupiter's! Now where's that transformation
pen...
You get Nephlyte's little symbol encrusted on
your class ring.
When you dream, you dream that you have hit
the motherload of sailor moon goodies!
You've done ALL of these before you eve knew
this list existed!
You send your very own made-up Sailor Scout
to Mara at ykywtmsmw_85@homail.com
When you see the Blues Brothers 2000, you
immediately drag all your friends (moonie or
not) to see it 'coz when they sing "Ghost
riders in the sky", there's a Sailor Moon
doll in a stall for around half a second!
You get cought surfing down the lanes of the
supermarket in a shoping cart like Sailor
Mars.
You try to teach your black cat to talk to
you.
You try to teach your now talking cat to
speak with an accent like Luna's.
You see two big black birds outside of your
local Shinto temple, so you go around
screaming to all your Moonie friends that you
found Sailor Mars.
You stand in a field in your new Sailor
Jupiter costume with a lightning rod strapped
to your head, while doing your best Lita pose
and saying "Jupiter Thunder Dragon!", hoping
to be struck by lightning.
When you drive and meet up with a bad driver,
you suddenly have an urge to yell, "In the
name of the moon I will punish you!" and then
honk in the rhythm of the theme song.
You pledge allegiance to the Sailor Scouts:
I pledge allegiance to Sailor
Jupiter
And all of the Sailor Senshi.
Thunder and lightning for which she
stands,
one nation, Crystal Tokyo,
indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all.
You got a Sailor Moon comforter, but it
clashes with your room so much, your mom
won't let you put it on your bed.
You do anyway.
You get grounded for doing the above, so you
now sleep rolled up in your comforter like a
sleeping bag on the floor.
You haven't slept in a bed in over a
month.....
People stop you in a store or you stop peo
in a store and ask about their Sailor Moon
shirt.
You love Sailor Moon so much, other moonies
can sense you're a moonie.
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You stopped me in a science store and asked
about my Sailor Moon t-shirt and proceed to
do the "Sailor Moon Says" laugh.
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You will shell out $25 for a Sailor Moon
t-shirt, $20 for an (incomplete but imported)
set of Sailor Mooon keychains, $8 for a
Sailor Moon poster etc, but won't give $1 for
a 20 oz. bottle of Pepsi (note: I actually
did this today and I made SURE I made a
mental note about the prices)
You get your boyfriend (or some other tall
guy) to dress up in a tux, put on a cape and
mask, and follow you around, "appearing out
of nowhere" when you get in trouble to save
you
Your friends are then jealous and try to find
out who this mysterious guy really is.
Your creative writing teacher tells you to
pretend you are a rosebush, and you
automatically pretend you are Darian's.
You dressed up like a Sailor Scout for
Halloween, and you are a guy!
You write a university paper on how Columbus
sailed to America aboard the Mina, the Pinta,
and the Santa Maria.
On the last day of school you dress up like
princess Serenity. 1 minute before the
dismissal bell rings you confront your evil
Social Studies teacher and yell "Cosmic Moon
Power" with your moon wand playing the little
tune. Part of it was for leaving out the
lesson about the old moon kingdom you
graciously wrote for him.
Dressing like the scouts wasn't enough, so
now you TALK like them! The only problem is,
you fav. scout is Sailor ChibiMoon
(blah!!!!!).
Your friends ask you to change people, so you
choose Sailor Molly and Tuxedo Melvin.
Your parents refuse to take you
on any more
vacations because your "Sailor Moon withdrawl
symptoms are way too hard to handle."
You stop right in the middle of what you're
doing to send a YKYWTMSMW phrase.
You get really annoyed when you forget the
YKYWTMSMW phrase when you get to your
computer and bring up the internet.
You press your forehead to your computer
screen in hopes you get Sailor Mercury's
symbol on your forhead.
You press your forehead to your computer
screen in hopes you get Sailor Mercury's
symbol on your forhead... And you actually
get it.
Then you realize you don't have it, so you
mope around and send nasty letters to your
cable operator, threatening to give you
Sailor Moon or else!
You realize you can rearrange your name to
have something to do with Sailor Moon.
You've made up your own characters to Sailor
Moon, and you already know how they fit into
the plot, past present and future.
You make up another dreamy hero for the
series so that you and your friends don't all
have to fight over Darien.(or the Negaverse
generals!)
You make Luna and Artemis as a final project
in ceramics.
Every time you meet with your friends to
discuss Sailor Moon with them, you call it
"Scout Business".
You and your friends dress in the color of
your respective scouts every thursday,
including the appropriate earrings.
You write your scout name on your school
papers.
You had a humongeous party when you heard the
new episodes would be aired!
You dressed up like your favorite Sailor
scout for the return of Sailor moon.
You have a Sailor Moon shirt for every day of
the week.
You are convinced El Nino is another
Negaverse plot to suck the energy out from
humans.
You take it upon yourself to educate the
world about Sailor Moon.
You have an entire video cabinet devoted to
Sailor Moon.
You plan to yell, "World Shaking!" during the
next earthquake.
You plan to yell, "Deep submerge!" during the
next flood.
No matter how hard you try, you always end up
saying "Deep Submerge" instead of the title
of that new movie, "Deep Impact", much to the
amusement of your fellow moonies.
You make up your own episode and you pretend
you're fighting a battle being your own made
up senshi whenever you get bored.
You do the senshi's attacks underwater, since
you can't really twirl around as gracefully
on land.
You search for every white horse there is,
and you see if they have the golden crystal
and a pair of wings.
You've tried to transform into your favorite
Senshi more than once.
You've tried to get so many You Know You
Watch To Much Sailor Moon Whens in that you
had to see a doctor because your fingers were
stuck in a typing positition.
You try to get more Sailor Moon merchandise
than Naoko Takeuchi.
You book a flight for San Diego for
mid-August, just to meet with Naoko Takeuchi!
You could swear that your teachers have just
cut the "-ite" from their names.
You think that 2 days without Sailor Moon is
cruel and unusual punishment, therefore, the
parental units cannot, by law, ground you
from the TV.
You start to take the bus EVERYWHERE you go,
in hopes that you will find an alternate
dimension.
You plot to have that huge TV screen in Times
Square hijacked and turned into a 24-hour
Sailor Moon TV, turning all of New York into
Moonies!!!
You "write ykywtmsmw's by moonlight, sleep by
daylight", and think it normal behavior.
You try to turn your room into Central
Control.
You know the ykywtmsmw e-mail address
(ykywtmsmw_85@hotmail.com) by heart, but you
forget your boyfriend's.
You go to sleep wearing a sailor fuku, and
with your home made-wand in your hand, with
faith that you will be a REAL sailor senshi
when you wake up.
You're afraid to wake up and find out that
your dream has not come true yet... (yet)...
In the morning while eating lucky charms, you
stick one of the crescent moon marshmallows
on your forehead all day, bragging to
everyone that Luna finally found you.
You write to TY demanding that they make a
Luna and Artemis beanie babies
You plan on seeing the movie Small Solders,
thinking that the Sailor Scout Action figuers
will show up to save the day.
If you go out and buy a $2000 hand held
computer just so you have the final pices of
your salior mercuery outfit and it's not just
for hollween any more!
You draw sailor moon characters in the steam
on the mirror when you get out of the shower.
You go to every toy store in the state hoping
to find any Sailor Moon merchandise that is
not in your collection already (which is
virtually impossible!).
You joined or created a internet gaming group
(clan, guild, etc.) that based on Sailor
Moon.
While in a planetarium, you pretend you're
Nephlyte.
You send Mara eight or more suggestions at a
time.
You begin to cry when you realize that a kid
at school has more Sailor Moon stuff than
you.
You hide in the arcades at night hoping to
see a black cat walk in and talk to the video
games.
Your best friend's favorite scout is Sailor
Mars (whom you hate because she is always so
mean to Serena). You decide to find a new
best friend.
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You swear revenge on Zoicite for killing both
Neflite and Tuxedo Mask.
You wish Queen Beryl's Generals weren't so
cute because you feel guilty for liking the
way they look.
Your ultimate goal to be like Serena is to
look good in.... a TOWEL???
You blink your eyes during Serena's
transformation so your eyes can make little
bleeping sounds.
You buy an ice skating outfit like Litas in
hopes it will make you skate better.
Since you can't wear the moon princess dress
to someone's wedding (for fear of taking
attention away from the bride) you take the
Haruka appraoch and wear a tux instead.
You yell "Mars Fire Ignite" when watching the
Fourth of July Fireworks...or any fireworks,
for that matter.
You're convinced that at least one of the
writers from Small Soldiers frequents the
YKYWTMSMW site, because in the commercial one
of the toys says, "We're not toys, we're
Action Figures!"
You spend at least an hour each night staring
at the moon and wondering about the Moon
Kingdom.
You spend at least an hour during the day
staring at the moon (when visible) and
wondering about the Moon Kingdom.
You yell "Mars Fire Ignite" when you light
the campfire and then "Mercury Bubbles
Blast!" when you dump water on it to put it
out.
You spend inordinate amounts of time thinking
up new YKYWTMSMW ideas.
You voted "Sailor Moon" as your favorite
anime on the Project Anime poll.
You think Sailor Moon + Redwall is a cool
idea! ;)
Just because you are like your favorite
scout, you think you ARE her!
You audition for your school musical with the
sailor moon theme song or "Oh Starry Night"
etc.
You can match each "sailor moon says" to it's
corresponding episode.
You can match each Sailor Moon sound on your
computer to it's corresponding episode.
You own a prism that looks JUST LIKE the
silver crystal and meet Moonies by holding it
up and shouting, "Moon Crystal Power!"
You do the above at the begninning of each
meeting of the "Sailor Moon Clan" you
started.
You walk into a store with $50. You walk out
with $49.95 in Sailor Moon stuff.
You start getting "flashbacks" to your life
in the Moon Kingdom.
You see Lawrence of Arabia for the first
time, and think "Moonlight Knight? Here?
What?!
You get over a long time crush by getting
hooked on Darien/Tuxedo Mask.
You only listen to Bare Naked Ladies' song
"One Week" because they mention Sailor Moon.
(They do!)
Mara knows you.
You believe you are Serena's long lost
sister.
You're not sad that your girlfriend/best
friend is moving to Africa, because you think
"Cool, she'll get to meet Rita!"
You're not sad that your girlfriend/best
friend is moving to Japan, because you think
"Cool, she'll get to meet Serena!"
You compare the Phantom of the Opera to
Tuxedo Mask.
You parents have begun charging you for use
of the printer just because you went through
seven ink cartriges in one day printing
Sailor Moon pictures.
You make your very own copy of this YKYWTMSMW
page and add all your own YKYWTMSMW's to it
so you can pretend Mara really put them on!
You go to the barber with a picture of Serena
and say, 'Make my hair look like THAT!"
Your mother absent mindedly begins to hum the
theme song to Sailor Moon and doesn't realize
it until you, eyes filling with proud tears
and elated, tell her so.
Your mother/brother/sister/friend can
outsmart loyal Moonies with her Sailor Moon
knowledge/trivia; not because she likes or
even watches the show, but because she's been
listening to you babble on for so long.
You search the net for every Ami in Japan and
ask them all to marry you!
You spend a whole year just trying to think
up something to put in the YKYWTMSMW archive.
People say you're a lunatic and you go crazy
because Luna doesn't have ticks!
You write to NASA asking them to take you to
the Moon Kingdom.
You paint your nails sparkly pink in the
hopes that it will aid you in your efforts to
transform into Sailor Moon.
You take out your phaser, which you have
because you are also a Trekkie, and whenever
you shoot it you shout, "Moon... Phaser...
Vaporization!"
You finish reading all of the YKYWTMSMW's and
you start to get tears of joy becasue you
finally feel as if you are at home.
After searching your local mall for earrings
that look like Sailor Moon's in vain, you
make an emergancy trip to your local craft
store to buy the supplies needed to make a
pair.
The more you watch Darien, the more
irresistable he becomes to you.
You dress up like Serena in hopes Alan will
fall in love with you.
You call your friends to help you raid YTV to
get Sailor Moon tapes.
You think about stopping school to watch
Sailor Moon.
You make your own constellations of Sailor
Scouts!
You look for the constellations "Tuxedo Mask"
and "Andrew from the Arcade"!
You and your sister go totally gaga every
time Darien has any screen time.
You currently have Sailor Moon characters
decorating your desktop.
After Sailor Moon is over you immediately
rewind your tape and watch it
again...twice!!!
You get really mad at you parents:
a) for being allergic to cats
b) for frightening away any cats that come on
your property, in hopes of (the cats) talking
to you.
When shopping, someone places a red rose in
front of your face, and you scream,
"EEEEEEEEEEK!! IT'S ALAN!!! HELP!!!!!!!!
ALIEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Your cable company doesn't carry Cartoon
Network, so you call them every day, until
they finally say they'll carry it.
You plan to study Japanese for your high
school language, then become an Exchange
Student in Japan.... all in hopes of meeting
Naoko Takeuchi, and convincing her to include
your fanfic character into the series.
You spend all your time in the school
computer lab in hopes that Amy will show up.
A girl named Amy does show up, but her hair
is the wrong length and color.
You convince her to cut her hair and dye it
blue.
When you try to get her to wear the sailor
scout uniform, she shouts that you have
"problems" and need help.
You finally realize that she's not Sailor
Mercury, as she'd be much more understanding.
You go back to the computer lab and resume
your search for Amy.
When you finally find someone who looks like
Serena, you try to drain her energy.
Whenever you step on an escalator, you
shriek, "MOON HEALING ESCALATION!"
You get into an argument with your Moonie
friend over whether or not she can marry
Darien. You think it would disrupt the
timeline and make Sailor Pluto really mad.
Your friend just thinks you're nuts.
You scream, "JUPITER POWER, MAKE-UP!" in the
middle of a full, silent study hall...for no
reason at all.
A teacher yells at you and a Moonie friend
for singing the theme song. You then stand up
and launch into an, "I will punish you!"
speech.
A mysterious Sailor Soldier is lurking in
your dreams...
At school, a Sailor Moon hater whispers,
"Negaverse..." in your ear to bug you...and
before they can react, you've broken their
nose, smashed their knee cap and given them a
run for their money...HARUKA STYLE!!!
It's your friend's first time seeing "Day of
Destiny" (while it's your 100th) and you
can't help but recite the dialogue along with
the ep., while your friend is threatening to
kill you because she WANTS TO HEAR THE
SHOW!!!
You're talking about Sega Saturn games, and
somehow SAILOR SATURN slips out...
You've listened to you CD so many times that
your PARENTS have started to sing the songs.
During social studies, you look up and think
you see, "SUPREME THUNDER" written on the
board! It turns out to be "Supreme Court"
Your stuffed animals all are named after
something from Sailor Moon.
You have a set of Glow-in-the-Dark planets on
the ceiling above your bed, and you call them
your Guardians. (That's me, too! ;) )
You've met Mara while looking to buy Sailor
Moon items in Kay-Bee toy store. (You know
who you are out there! ;) )
You've met fellow moonies by them overhearing
your converstions about Sailor Moon.
You blame Rini for Serena and Darien breaking
up.
You turn your sisters Cool Blue Barbie into
Sailor Mercury, her Extreme Green Skipper
into Sailor Neptune, her Perfect Pink Teresa
into Rini and all the rest of her barbie
dolls you give the "Meatball head treatment".
You try to use your umbrella to hypnotize
people.
You watch one of those old-time western
movies and whenever you see a belle dressed
in yellow, you scream
"AAAHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S BIRDIE!!!!!! HEEEELLLLPP
PP!!!!!".
You buy red contact lenses and wear them
around, even though everyone thinks you're
posessed (which Rini is...)
After bumping into Mara once, you look all
around in case of seeing her again.
You recognize Mara though you've never seen
her.... ;)
On Halloween you put on a tutu and bodysuit
and do up your hair like Catsy.
When people ask if you're a ballerina, you
glare, squirt water at them, and jump away.
You're going to shout mercury ice storm blast
during the next blizzard.
You refuse to say anything the scouts haven't
said.
Your locker is referred to as 'the sailor
moon shrine.'
You've changed the song "My Favorite things"
to
Sailor Moon's fuku
And moon people's hair-do's,
Nega moon sisters
Who wear huge tutus
Sailor Moon's sceptre and charachter
rings,
These are a few of my favorite
things...
You got mad when the moonlight knight left
because now there is only ONE Darien.
You dress, talk, walk and look like Serena,
down to you uniform for school. Now you are
working on the Sailor Moon part.
You start going out with a guy and accidently
call him Darien.
On Holloween you and your boyfriend dress up
as Serena and Darien or Sailor Moon and
Tuxedo Mask or Princess Serena and Prince
Darien or all three (by transformation).
You fantasize about being the "New Generation
Sailor Moon" and believe it is true. When you
try to transform... YOU DO!!!
You can think up YKYWTMSMW while your in
History, Mythology and Chemistry but you
can't do it while your at home staring at
your computer trying to think up ones.
Everything you own has a Sailor Moon related
nickname.
You loose sleep over wheather you should dye
your hair blue or blond.
You conduct studies to see what happens to
moonies when deprived of Sailor Moon
paraphenilia.
You send so many idea's to Mara that she
await's your e-mail every week at the same
time/day.
You think the DIC dubbers are from the
Negaverse because they won't show the S
series.
You take it personally when your sister
thinks she knows more about Sailor Moon than
you when she has only watched one episode and
she said she hated it.
You take it personally when you aren't
accepted into a Sailor Moon fan club.
You take it personally when your Sailor Moon
page didn't win an award.
You make these up from personal experiences.
You were dissappointed when you saw "Mercury
rising" because it had nothing to do with
sailor mercury getting more powerful.
Sailor Moon is consuming your computer.
You don't have anything that doesn't have
anything to do with Sailor Moon.
You've renamed your 'Microsoft Word' to
'Sailor Moon Says'!
The Papa John's you work at won't let you
NEAR the small pans ever since you found out
that they make EXCELLENT Moon
Discuses...
Several of the co-workers at your job are now
moonies just from hearing you talk about the
show, even though not a single one of them
has ever seen an episode!
On Halloween you lend out your sailor senshi
costumes to all the little kids in the
neighborhood, then dress up as Tuxedo Mask &
take them out trick-or-treating.
The parents actually ask you to do it again
next year, too!
You cried uncontrollably for hours after
Serena and Darien broke up but didn't even
almost cry when you saw 'Titanic'.
You were suspended from school for wearing a
sailor scout uniform.
You did it again when you came back.
You carry a bottle of bubbles with you
everywhere you go, just in case...
Everytime you see a cute guy there always
seem to be bubbles and flowers behind his
head.
You dressed up as a scout for Halloween and
several months later you're still thinking of
ways to improve your costume.
Your MOM is doing something . . . and is
reminded of Tuxedo Mask.
You begin to think after a while, "So what if
Alan is an alien.......he's still a
hunkmeister!"
You went into complete shock when Cartoon
Network delayed showing the final episodes of
Season R.
While watching the Sound of Music you start
singing "Doe, a dear a female dear, Raye, the
sailor scout of Mars..."
While your reading your science book you come
across a sentence that mentions how the moon
hasn't changed drastically in three billion
years, and you flip out and start screaming
"No!!No! The rise and fall of the Silver
Millenium was a MAJOR change, and that was
only a thousand years ago!
You start reading a chapter in one of your
textbooks for homework but suddenly your
thoughts turn to Sailor Moon, and when you
snap out of the day dream and glance up at
the clock you find it has been four hours
since you first opened your book and you
haven't read more than three words.
You never can finish your homework because
whenever you get started a brillant YKYWTMSMW
comes to you out of the blue.
Any word starting with the letters SM remind
you of Sailor Moon. Actually, now that you
think about it, All words remind you of
Sailor Moon.
Thanks to your Sailor Moon obsession, your
three year old sister can recite the names of
all nine planets.
You Sailor Moon obsession saved you from
failing a test on the planets.
You can't go a entire minute without
mentioning Sailor Moon.
You voted for Serena to be on the cover of
"teen" magazine this month, and freaked when
you found out she was in the lead so far.
(Click here to vote, everybody!!!)
You look on FMC to find Sailor Iao/Mara Jade.
While watching 'The Wizard of Oz' you change
the words of 'The Lollypop kids' song to:
We represent
The Sailor Moon fans,
The Sailor Moon fans,
The Sailor Moon fans.
And in the name of
The Sailor Moon fans,
We wish to welcome to Moonie Land...
You never cry during any movies, only during
episodes of Sailor Moon.
You read an abduction story about your fav
senshi and instead of getting angry enjoy it
cause she gets even at the end.
Mara get a flu, you think Emerald put a spell
on her.
You've finally figured it out... No. Not how
to put your hair up like Serena's... How to
put it up like Chibi-chibi. Someone do this
and I will post your picture here!!! :)
Your moonie friend is the only person who
will talk to you anymore.
You wonder if there can POSSIBLY be anymore
ykywtmsmw's out there. You decide to consult
your Luna Ball.
You call up pyschic networks and ask if
you're a Sailor Scout.
When they say no, you write the whole thing
off as bogus and call another hotline.
Using posterboard and paper mache, you create
a Gate of Time on your bedroom door. Now if
only you had the slightest idea how to make a
Time Staff....
You got your boyfriend to make the Time Staff
in woodshop. Now if you only knew how to
detach the Garnet Orb from your heart
crystal...
Your Cultural Geography teacher is impressed
with the amount of Japanese language and
culture you've learned from watching Sailor
Moon and/or reading about it on the net.
You voted more than ten times for Serena to
be on the cover of "Teen" magazine.
You get upset because when you get your
Sailor Moon Bubble Bath with real doll hair,
you realize her hair isn't HALF as long as it
should be.
You can't bring yourself to destroy even one
of the Sailor Moon sites you bookmarked.
You never met Mara so you sit in front of
your fireplace trying to get a reading on
what she looks like. (If you e-mail me, I'll
give you something better than a reading... a
jpg image!)
Your little sister get's mad at you for
running the ink out of her highlighter, which
you borrowed to mark off all the things on
this list you've done or thought of doing.
You start crying when Mara has updated her
page and your jokes haven't been added.
You drop your friend since pre-school because
she said one bad thing about Sailor Moon.
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You refused to come on to Mara's site at
first thinking it was a anti-moonie page.
(Everyone knows you can't ever watch too much
Sailor Moon).
You tape a banana to a pencil and shout Moon
Healing Activation! (haha, I'd like to see
someone try...)
You throw around CDs while shouting Jupiter
Thunderclap Zap!
While sitting in Mythology lecture the
professor says "Artemis" and you start to
giggle uncontrollably.
Your day isn't complete without mentioning
Sailor Moon AT LEAST 15 times.
You make people say "kitty stalks in
moonlight" password before you will let them
into your room.
Every other guy you see on the street looks
like Darien.
You are perfectly happy sitting inside on a
beautiful day, watching Sailor Moon episodes
you taped 6 months ago.
You stand up in the middle of class and for
no reason at all, yell "Zoy!", then sit down
like nothing ever happened.
You force your non-Moonie friends to tape the
new 17 episodes, since you don't have the
Cartoon Network. They NEVER say no, in fear
that you'll start talking about Sailor Moon
again!'
The Sailor Moon bag you've had since you were
14 is now in a state of disrepair, being
taped together countless times, but you just
don't have the heart to discard of Sailor
Moon stuff, no matter how shabby!
You are taking bets on when Mara begins the
sixth page.
You *know* you're a sailor senshi. . . it's
just you don't know your transformation
phrase.
You and your fiancee plan to dress as
Princess Serenity and Prince Endimon for your
wedding.
You cut your barbie's hair to make her Lita
and you don't care if you mess up cuz you can
alwayz make her Ami!
When the antenna on someone's car goes up,
you put your head in front of the antenna and
shout "JUPITER THUNDER CRASH!"
When you get a bad grade on your test, you go
up to the teacher with your carved
pencil/pen-wand and shout "IN THE NAME OF THE
MOON, I WILL PUNISH YOU!!!"
You are asked what do you want for x-mas and
you produce a list of Sailor Moon items and
include the stores names and web address
where they can be found.
You get angry when people try to tell you
that Sailor Moon is "only a cartoon
character!"
You can't find Lita's exact earings, so you
have several sets of 'compromise' earrings-
one for each day of the week!
You know how to say "Crescent Moon" in 13
different languages, including three you made
up.
You think Serens knows by experience how many
licks it takes to get to the senter of a
tootsie roll pop.
You always fail your astronomy tests because
you can never remember the ninth planet.
There's Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, Venus, Pluto,
Neptune, Uranus, and Saturn. And the moon, of
course, but that's not a planet. Darnit,
that's only eight!
Your friends don't play chess with you
anymore because you only let them use pawns
and you get to use the full set.
You search the stores for extra sticky chewy
caramel bubble gum.
You paint a basketball to look like
ChibiUsa's Luna-P, then go around throwing it
at people.
You are determined to get your hair up like
Chibichibi's, so you dye it magenta/red,
stick wires in your hair, and use tons of
tape, glue, and string to get it up. When you
do...it's time for bed...so you have to take
it down, or it'll get ruined...
You wonder is Pikachu (from Pokemon) is
Sailor Jupiters pet...
You order bunny address labels with the name
"Usagi Tsukino" on them istead of your name.
You think "Usagi Tsuinko" IS your name!
You teach your little cousin to call you
'Serena'.
You look at the moon through a telescope
hoping to see Crystal Tokyo!
You call your Cousin Meatball Head all the
time, and then one day you see her with the
Meatballs and you then say "Donut Head".
No one in your family touches the VCR between
3:59 and 4:31 on pain of death.
Your eight year old sister gets bored because
you and HER friend are talking non stop
Sailor Moon.
Your eight year old sister demands that your
mother put you on TV restriction so SHE can
watch something other than Sailor Moon.
After that, you call her 'A little Rini
fungus'.
You call your favorite raido station several
times a day requesting that they play the
Sailor Moon theme song and get REALLY mad
when they don't.
The crowning achievements of your 1 year,
three month tour in japan aren't all the
awards youve recieved, but your complete
collection of Sailor V/Sailor Moon Manga.
After joining the Marines, you arrange to be
stationed in japan, so you can collect Sailor
Moon stuff.
The worst part of boot camp wasn't the
isolation, wasn't the hard work, wasn't the
drill instructors, but NO SAILOR MOON!!!!
Mara refers you to a psychiatrist for your
sailor moon addiction.
You can plausibly tie Sailor moon into any
storyline.
Your the only person who actually WANTED
Thanksgiving vacation to end because the last
episodes premire Monday the 30th.
You find yourself talking in japanese often
because of all the subtitled episodes you
watched.
You're in drama class at school and whenver
you have to do a crying scene, you think "a
crystal clear destiny."
Naoko Takeuchi personally calls you up and
tells you you have been watching too much
sailor moon.
While playing PokEmon, you name all your
PokEmon after Sailor Moon Characters. (Hmmm,
Let's see..... Vulpix would be Sailor Mars,
Lapras would be Sailor Mercury, ButterFree -
Sailor Venus, Clefairy - Sailor Moon, hmmmm
any more. OH Yea Pikachu would be Sailor
Jupiter, Of Course)
You nearly go crazy because your College
Dosen't have the Cartoon network on their
cable subsciption. (Be Thankful for VCR's at
home and that you brout your Sailor Moon
Tapes.)
The night before the new episodes you can't
sleep.
You got a 15 on you last algebra quiz and
cheer because you've finally beaten Serena's
score of 30.
You've done the above, but you actually
studied.
You freak out because there is a crescent
moon button on all of the school's new
computers.
While watching "Village of the Damned", every
time they say the name 'Mara', you
automatically add 'Jade'.
In basketball, you mess up the opposing
team's foul shots by yelling "ZOY!" at the
top of you lungs from the stands.
You and a moonie friend are sitting in a
public place (like the mall) discussing what
additions could be made to this YKYWTMSMW
list, and people walking by either give you
strange looks or offer some suggestions.
You've sent in so many YKYWTMSMW's that
ykywtmsmw_85@hotmail.com is now in your
address book.
The owner of your local Sailor Moon supplier
knows you on sight for your tendancy to walk
in and buy $50 of Sailor Moon stuff.
You notice that in the episode "Time Bomb"
when Serena's on the bus yelling at the
driver to hurry up, the girl sitting to
Serena's right has long blond hair and a
bow...LOOK! IT'S MINA!
You comepare the Power Puff girls to the
Sailor Scouts.
You have a picture of you dressed up as
Sailor Moon/Tuxedo Mask... On your driver's
licence!
You own a few dozen Sailor Moon t-shirts...
And don't wear them, 'cause they're on
display.
You could have sworn (for the millionth time)
that the girl in your calculus class with the
exact same haircut, right size build,
everything, was Ami.
You attend SM Annonymous meetings.
You can picture anyone you see with anime
features --Huge eyes, pointy nose,
weird-shaped bangs and all.
You draw them like you see them (for you see
anime as reality), and you get good buisness.
It's driving you crazy that you can't
remember the name of the Negaverse monster in
that tried to turn Amy against her friends.
You loose sleep over the above.
Walking through the library one day, you see
someone with a Sailor Moon keychain on their
backpack, and you immediantely strike up a
conversation with them.
You were in an airport, just minding your own
buisness, when a lady carrying a Sailor Moon
suitcase walks by. You attempt to ask her and
her 6-year-old daughter where they got it,
but they called Airport security before you
could (this has happened to you more than
once).
You want, more than anything, for Sailor Moon
to have crossovers with other shows. (Hey it
worked for X-Men and Star Trek). How would
that work? I am Serena of Borg...
The highlight of your life is when you
discovered you share a birthday with a Sailor
Moon character.
You carry the Silver Crystal with you
wherever you go...just in case.
You think your cats gets mad at you for
'playing' with your crescent moon wand.
You rode your bike all the way to the mall in
the pouring rain to buy the Luna and Artemis
plush dolls.
You pit Pokémon against Sailor Senshi and try
to figure out which one would win.
When you see a rose hit the ground in
"Pokemon", you expect it to be Tuxedo Mask.
Your mother has developed a twitch whenever
you sing the Sailor Moon theme song (which is
once every 5 minutes).
You actually ENJOY Tuxedo Masks corny
speeches.
Your mother talks about getting rid of
Cartoon Network, so you hyperventalate and
fall to the floor (and you're not faking it).
You spend hours trying to imitate Emerald's
laugh, but you stop when you realize that
Mara will never post anymore of your
YKYWTMSMWs if you continue this!!!!
Yu're scheduled to get your driver's license
at 3:45 pm, but skip it so you won't miss a
second of Sailor Moon.
You have debates with your moonie friends
over the philosophies of the time shift, or
the time/space continuum.
When your mom told you it was a day of
history (referring to the impeachment of
President Clinton!!! :) ), you think DiC's
finally decided to dub the remaining
episodes, and when your grandchildren ask you
about the impeachement of Clinton, you stare
blankly at them and ask "Oh, he was
impeached?"
YOU DID IT!!! After what seemed like forever
in studying genotype and phenotype, you
actually have a LOGICAL explaination on how a
blonde haired woman and a black haired man
can have a pink haired child!
You have converted you teachers into moonies,
and now they excuse you from not doing your
homework because you were working on your
fanfic.
You cried yourself to sleep when your dad
taped over a whole WEEK of Sailor Moon.
You create alternate lyrics to Rudolph: "You
know Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, Venus, Neptune
and Pluto, Saturn and Uranus. But do your
recall the most famous solider of all? Sailor
Moon the clutzoid leader, had meatballs for
her hair....."
You refuse to use your Bath and Body Works
Moon Dust because you think it is actually
the remains of youmas, droids, etc. that have
been moon dusted by Sailor Moon
You run down the street every afternoon
throwing bad test papers at people in hopes
of finding Darien
After buying a new Sailor Moon video tape at
the mall, you run up to everyone you see and
proudly show it to them
Your ink cartridge runs out of ink while
printing this list so you write the whole
list out by hand.
You try to convince your boyfriend/girlfriend
to change his/her name to Serena/Darien
You buy the Sailor Moon Role Playing Game and
Resource Book, just to get all the info on
Sailor Moon, and the characters names spelt
correctly.
You can name every episode they showed clips
from in the last of the 17 new episodes.
You're hoping against hope that DiC dubbs the
'S' season so you can see the two shadowy
Scouts from Serena's vision...even though you
aleady know who they are.
You find out that one of you high school
classmates is named Amy Anderson and you're
completely shocked that she wasn't the class
valedictorian or has blue hair.
You get the highest grade in your class, and
the first thing that pops into your head i