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Fake Plastic Alex
Her fake plastic Alex doll
that she got from a catolog
then she blew him up
she sat him down on the couch
then proceeded to leave the house
and he deflated
it wore her out
it wore her out
she lives with three other chaps
the one downstairs is trapped
while others run loose
she brought alex james into
her side-facing bedroom
and shut out the lights
it wore her out
it wore her out
it wore her out
it wore her out
she put alex james on top
and soon there was a pop
and he went up in the air
the others came rushing in
attempting to catch him
but they failed in their chase
it wore them out
it wore them out
it wore them out
it wore them out
if the window had been closed
if the window had been closed
re-order him
re-order him
Music by: Radiohead ("Fake Plastic Trees")
Lyrics by: Liam
Special thanks to: Marie for forwarding this to me.
Charmless Sheep (verse 1 and chorus)
I met him in a crowded field
Where the sheep behind the bushes shield
He sat me down a began to bleat
the story of a Charmless Sheep.
Educated the country way
he knows his sheep dip from his pile of hay
I think he wanted to be slaughtered that day
but the farmer didnt want it that way
he went baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa x2
Music by: Blur ("Charmless Man")
Lyrics by: Emma Spreadbury
Monday Monday
Monday, Monday here again a place called hell.
We read and write and multiply from morning bell.
We dream of sleeping in really late.
Regret we didn't graduate.
To gather around the cafeteria to eat some mystery meat.
Oh this place called hell.
Monday, Monday here again a walk down the hall.
You bump into some freshman and you laugh as they fall.
A teacher asks you, "Where's your pass?"
You want to say, "Go kiss my ass!"
This day is going terribly slow.
It feels as if we're in slo-mo.
Oh this place called hell.
Monday Monday la la la la etc oh this place called hell
(instrumental part)
Monday Monday here again a place called hell (Monday)
Salute the flag, take a stand, and give a big yell. (Monday)
To gather around detention hall.
Rejoice and say, "Fuck you all!
We can no longer take this place.
School is such a big mistake!"
We know we should have stayed away.
We should have stayed in bed all day.
Kick and scream, but we're still here.
But all of this will disappear.
Oh this place called hellllllll!
Music by: Blur ("Sunday Sunday")
Lyrics by: Pam
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