This page originally had a bunch of tabs to big-name bands' songs, but it came to my attention that this was a violation of some copyrights, so I went ahead and took down tabs to all the copyrighted songs. But I left my songs up here, just for the heck of it. Then I kinda changed my mind about a few of the songs and took them off. I also took off the instrumental ones. If you have any comments, questions, or anything, please write to turkeyboy1@juno.com with those comments, questions, or whatever. Most of these I do have recorded already, if you want them you can email me, I should be recording again soon though. This page is intended to give tabs for personal use only. So please don't distribute these tabs. If you're looking for a bigger name band's song, try locating other tab pages through Harmony Central.

English Class

Verse 1:
{C} English class, kiss my ass
{G} I don't need to learn to read
{C} Stupid teacher, this'll teach 'er
{G} Got my gun, gonna have some fun

Chorus:
{G} Better finish {G7} failin' English
{C} Totally fucked with {G} my bad {C} luck

Verse 2:
{C} Boy I'd like to ride my bike
{G} But this damn class can kiss my ass
{C} Stupid teacher, this'll teach 'er
{G} Got my gun, now ya better run

Repeat chorus, verse music, and chorus again.

Verse 3:
{C} Kill the bitch, it's a cinch
{G} Shit-head fuck, I got bad luck
{C} Stupid teacher, this'll teach 'er
{G} Got my gun, now class is done.

Repeat chorus twice.

Reassurance

Verse 1:
{F#} I've never loved you more than now
{B5} I've tried to find exactly how
{F#} To describe my love for you.
{B5} It's ever-growing, but always true.
{F#} Every single word you say
{B5} Just reminds me of the way
{C#5} You brighten up my darkest days
{F#} And make me glad that I'm not gay.

Verse 2:
{F#} I love to hear your voice so close
{B5} You're the one I love the most
{F#} Come with me and I will show
{B5} Just why my love does grow and grow
{F#} All for you, my loving dear,
{B5} What I want is to be near
{C#5} The one who always calms my fears
{F#} And makes me glad that I'm not queer

Chorus:
{C#5} You're the {B5} one for {F#5} me
{C#5} You're all I'll {B5} ever {F#5} need
{C#5} You're pretty {B5} as can {F#5} be
{C#5} You're all my {B5} eyes can {F#5} see

Verse 3:
{F#} Sweetest girl I've ever known
{B5} Look at how together we've grown
{F#} In such a short time my heart got attached
{B5} To you, my love, my perfect match
{F#} Nothing beats your lovely smile
{B5} I have loved you all the while
{C#5} All is great, sweet, sweet child
{F#} Except for all the many miles.

Verse 4:
{F#} There's nothing I wouldn't do
{B5} Just to prove my love for you
{F#} It's real and it's straight from my heart
{B5} Which breaks whenever we're "apart".
{F#} Oh, love, you are just what I need
{B5} In my arms, forever to be,
{C#5} Nevermore from them to leave,
{F#} And to you I'll surely cleave.

Chorus:
{C#5} You're the {B5} one for {F#5} me
{C#5} You're all I'll {B5} ever {F#5} need
{C#5} You're pretty {B5} as can {F#5} be
{C#5} You're all my {B5} eyes can {F#5} see

Verse 5:
{F#} Beauty is your best feature
{B5} With everything else, you're God's best creature
{F#} I finally feel like I belong
{B5} That is why I wrote this song.
{F#} Sappy as I know it gets,
{B5} Loving you I have no regrets.
{C#5} Ever since the day we met
{F#} I've loved you; don't you ever forget it.

Chorus:
{C#5} You're the {B5} one for {F#5} me
{C#5} You're all I'll {B5} ever {F#5} need
{C#5} You're pretty {B5} as can {F#5} be
{C#5} You're all my {B5} eyes can {F#5} see

So There!

Verse 1:
{D5} My friends mock {B5} you, {A5} but I don't {C5} care
{D5} Chris why {B5} don't you {A5} grow some {C5} hair?
{D5} Presidents {B5} of the United {A5} States of {C5} Amer-
{D5} Ica you're {B5} cool {A5} to me, {C5} so there!

Chorus:
{D5} So there! {C5} {B5} {A5} {D5} So there! {C5} {B5} {A5}
{D5} So there! {C5} {B5} {A5} {D5} So there! {D5}

Verse 2:
{D5} Dave you {B5} are a {A5} really cool {C5} guy
{D5} A 3-string {B5} guitar, {A5} but why oh {C5} why?
{D5} I hear you {B5} play and I {A5} just wanna {C5} fly
{D5}You're so schmeggin' {B5} cool, gee {A5} what a {C5} surprise!

Repeat chorus, verse music once, and chorus again.

Verse 3:
{D5} Jason {B5} Finn is {A5} on the {C5} drums
{D5} I pretend like I {B5} play but I {A5} just use my {C5} thumbs
{D5} Backbone of the {B5} band, the most {A5} important {C5} one
{D5} Opposable {B5} thumb.... {N.C.} I GOT ONE!!!!

Repeat chorus twice.

The Man in Love with You

Verse 1:
{Db5} You came into my life, I {F#5} didn't know what to {Db5} do
{Db5} But then I said "hello" and look now {F#5}I'm in love with {Db5} you
{E5} You give my life a {B5} meaning and now {E5}no one can com{B5}pare
{Db5} To the way you make me feel and all the {Ab5} time I wanna {Db5} share

Verse 2:
{Db5} No one makes me feel the way I {F#5} do when I'm with {Db5} you
{Db5} I've said it all before and every {F#5} time it's just as {Db5} true
{E5} I'm glad you're in my {B5} life and now I {E5} don't know what to {B5} say
{Db5} I love you more and more every {Ab5} single sappy {Db5} day

Verse 3:
{Db5} It hurts me very much all the {F#5} time that we're a{Db5}part
{Db5} I haven't known you long but you've al{F#5}ready got my {Db5} heart
{E5} I love your sexy {B5} voice, and your {E5} face and body {B5} too
{Db5} I wish that I was there, there's just so {Ab5} much I wanna {Db5} do

Verse 4:
{Db5} Now I think it's time to bring this {F#5} silly song to {Db5} close
{Db5} There's better words out there than the {F#5} ones that I have {Db5} chose
{E5} To express this one true {B5} feeling and {E5} all this grati{B5}tude
{Db5} For letting me be the man who gets to {Ab5} be in love with {Db5} you

Outro:
{Db5} That very lucky man who gets to {Ab5} be in love with {Db5}you
{Db5} I love being the man who gets to {Ab5} be in love with {Db5} you
{Db5} You chose me to be the man who gets to {Ab5} be in love with {Db5} you
{Db5} I'm glad to be the man who gets to {Ab5} be in love with {Db5} you

Death By Suicide

Verse 1:
{B5} Death by suicide, {A5} sounds like fun
{Em} Think I'm gonna go get my gun
{B5} Pull the trigger and {A5} make a wish
{Em} Hope my brains end up on a dish
{B5} You'll feel guilty for {A5} all those times
{Em} I sat in my room and cried and cried
{B5} For no damn reason {A5} you hurt me
{Em} Now it's time for you to see

Chorus:
{B5} My death by {A5} sui{Em}cide
{B5} Death by {A5} sui{Em}cide
{B5} Show I {A5} got no {Em} pride
{B5} With death by {A5} sui{Em}cide

Verse 2:
{B5} I don't have a {A5} reason to live
{Em} Think it's time for me to give
{B5} A death wound to my {A5} miserable, ugly head
{Em} Blood pours down, bright crimson red
{B5} Time goes by, {A5} then I start to smell
{Em} I guess I'll have to see you in hell
{B5} Rotting there, {A5} beside of me
{Em} But at least you got to see

Chorus:
{B5} My death by {A5} sui{Em}cide
{B5} Death by {A5} sui{Em}cide
{B5} Show I {A5} got no {Em} pride
{B5} With death by {A5} sui{Em}cide

Wonder

{F} Then you {B} go and {E} lie to me
{F} Tell me {B} what I {E} shouldn't be
{F} Everyting you've {B} told me is a {E} lie
Then you {F} wonder why {B} suicide's so {E} high

I Hate You

{B5} I wrote {A5} this {B5} song called
{A5} "I {G5} Hate You" {F#5} but I can't
{G5} sing it {F#5} to your {B5} face.

(Repeat to fade)

Untitled

{F#5} I'm wasting my {C#5} life in the {B5}sa{C5}ame {B5} old {A5} rut
{F#5} At work, at {C#5} school, at {B5} home {C5} on {B5} my {A5} butt
{F#5} Whatever I {C#5} do I'm {B5} al{C5}ways {B5} at {A5} home
{F#5} Whatever I {C#5} do I'm {B5} al{C5}ways {B5} a{A5}lone

{D5} Sitting alone, wasting existence
{A5} Living at home, right here doing SQUAT
{D5} What good is life if I can't live through it? {E5}

Freedom Joke