Date: 6/4/02
Location: Georgia Dome, Atlanta.
Match: 12 Man Battle Royal (Card Opener).
Stipulation: Winner gets a show at an EWL Title.
Battle Royal:
Larry: Hey what a better way to start the Pay Per View than with M E? (does trademark point to self as crowd boos) I like to introduce the first man in to the Battle Royal. My first choice for the mystery entry was my cousin, The Big Smooth Barry Sageman who couldn't make it. But I found a great subsitute who you all know.
[Larry motions towards the ramp, and you hear a music that is familiar but you're not quite sure from where.]
Larry: I give you, former WWF Hardcore Champion......Pete Gas!
[On the ramp from a cloud of fog comes Pete Gas. Dressed in his blue sweater vest and kakhi pants. The crowd is shocked.]
Gano: Pete Gas? Where has he been?
Andrews: Prepping for the EWL obviously. Look he's in great shape.
Gano: That's funny he looks the same as before.
Andrews: What do you know?
[Larry holds the ropes for Pete as he gets in. He shakes Larry's hand. Then as Larry's about to leave the ring. Toxicity by System of a Down plays throughout the arena. The fans boo heavily at the New EWL Inspector Jerms. Jerms comes down to the ring in a nice gray suit with a clipboard in his left hand]
Jerms: Ladies and Gentleman of Atlanta Georgia. May I introduce myself? I am the new EWL Inspector! During my long, well-missed absence I got my inspector's license and I have returned to make sure that the EWL's trash and scum is removed! That there are no violations of any kind! And during my reign as Inspector I hope to get each and every one of you stinking, smelly, disgusting fans to at least take ONE SHOWER A WEEK!
[The crowd boos Jerms loudly. Jerms seems angry at the Interruption]
Jerms: Please quiet down! My reign as Inspector starts tonight at Authority! And Larry, I noticed you've got some lower life forms in this Battle Royal. Will you please allow me to join and start cleaning things up?
[Larry nods his head approvingly and Jerms gets in to the ring. Morpheus then comes out. At one point he almost trips but he stops himself then points to his head as if he's using his brain now or something. He is followed by Nyght, and then the first EWL Champion Terry Mace. Next "Pour some sugar on me" by Def Leppard hits and out comes Sugar Ray McKay.]
Gano: Well here comes Sugar Ray he's the sixth man out so far.
Andrews: I can't believe Pete Gas is here! What a huge signing! Larry is certainly working hard to make sure the talent level raises here in the EWL.
[ Then a mix of "Sad but true" by Metallica and "One of a kind" by Breaking Point hits and out comes the team of Cynder and Hellrasin' Steve Holly.]
Gano: Here's the newest tag team in the EWL, but tonight it's every man for himself in the Battle Royal, Chris.
Andrews: I mean Pete Gas! He's a former Hardcore Champion don't ya know!
Gano: Enough with Pete Gas! He was champ for like what 5 seconds?
Andrews: That's 5 seconds longer than you. I sense the jealousy.
[Then the Toughen Up Theme hits and out comes Justin Sane. Morpheus gives him and evil glare as he slides in to the ring. "Voices" by Disturbed plays and out comes Draven.]
Gano: Well here comes the Tenth man, Draven. This is his debut match here in the EWL.
Andrews: This is also..
Gano: Yes Pete Gas's debut here in the EWL. We know shut up OK!
[Just then the Renegade Brian Dusel comes out of the crowd and hop in to the fray as the refs ring the bell and the chaos begins! Everyone is in the ring except Morpheus who is just walking around the ring playing with a Chinese yo-yo.]
Gano: This should be a barnburner, Chris. These men are hungry to prove themselves here in the EWL.
[Just as Gano finishes that sentence Terry Mace is clotheslined over the rope by Draven.]
Gano: There goes Terry Mace already! Wow!
[Again as he finishes Nyght receives a back body drop from Justin Sane that sends him flying to the outside.]
Gano: And there goes Nyght! We're down to 8 left in the ring already and Morpheus who continues to hang around ringside.
[Cynder and Holly seem to be working together as they work on Jerms and Renegade. Pete Gas finds himself locked up with Sugar Ray in the corner, while Draven and Justin Sane begins to exchange blows. Jerms just sits back in the corner until he sees that Pete Gas has Sugar Ray on the verge of elimination and then he runs in and shoves Sugar Ray out. Pete turns to face Jerms and Jerms is back body dropped over the rope but lands on the apron and climbs back in.]
Gano: Sugar Ray is out of here, Chris.
Andrews: Way to go Pete! Hang in there!
[ The Renegade sneaks his way out of the Cynder and Holly situation long enough to tangle with Justin Sane and Draven. He shells punches out to both men until they fall and then takes a minute to celebrate. As he does Cynder and Holly double clothesline him from behind sending him out. Then the tag duo look at each other and Cynder puts his hand up looking for the high five and instead he gets tossed out by his buddy Steve Holly! Cynder looks back up in the ring where Steve shrugs and Cynder nods realizing he did what he had to do. Unfortunately just after shrugging Justin Sane dumps him from behind.]
Gano: What action here, Chris! We're down to five men left in this thing.
Andrews: Yahoo! Pete's still in there!
[ At this point Jerms realizes that Morpheus is still outside the ring. He steps through the ropes and attacks Morpheus. Meanwhile Draven and Pete Gas exchange blows while Justin Sane stalks them. He waits til the correct moment then dumps both of them out! He quickly turns around and realizes he's the only one left. Thinking he's won he throws his hands in the air. Just then Jerms rolls Morpheus in the ring and the ref points over towards him to Sane. Sane spins and approaches Morpheus. He picks him up and tosses him over but while he did that Jerms snuck in from behind and he hits a clothesline sending Sane to the floor right next to his buddy Morpheus.]
Gano: Jerms has done it! He's won!
[Jerms rolls out and makes a cleaning motion with his hands at a job well done. Sane gets up stunned and looks a Morpheus for about two second before picking him up and planting him through the announce table with a powerbomb.]
Gano: Oh damn our table is busted already.
Andrews: Can we get someone out here to clean up this pile of Morpheus?
[A commercial runs for Voltage next Tuesday promising at least one title on the line and also hyping the aftermath of the Authority main event.]
