Dawg's House of Famous (and Infamous) Quotes

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Everyone needs a bit of education including the ol' dawg. On this page I will attempt to pass on little bits of wisdom that I have gleaned from here and there and have decided to pass on to the masses. So sit back relax an enjoy the ride! Originally I was going to change them once a day, however, I have had requests to leave them up. So in the interest of personal safety I'll just keep adding to them on a regualr basis. Take care and stay safe!

Movie Quote #1 - "Wherever you go, there you are" - Bukaroo Banzai

Movie Quote #2 - "But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're all good kids until dried-out braindead scags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece or any other kid in this school and I hear about it, I'm comin' lookin' for you. Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat knaw that thing off your face. Good day to you madam." - John Candy as Uncle Buck

Movie Quote #3 - Elwood:"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." Jake: "Hit it!" - Dan Ackroyd and John Belushi as The Blues Brothers

Movie Quote #4 - "I'm sorry, its just an infantile response to authority." - Val Kilmer as Chris in Real Genius

Movie Quote #5 - "I'll tell you what, you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it." - Chris Farley as Tommy Boy

Movie Quote #6 - "Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!" - Mike Meyers as Wayne Campbell

Movie Quote #7 -"Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash!" - CAG in Top Gun

Movie Quote #8 - "When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die!" - Mike Meyers as Dr. Evil in Austin Powers

Movie Quote #9 - "You are a cunning linguist, but I am a master debator." - Mike Meyers as Autin Powers in Goldmember

Movie Quote #10 - "Well, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripe, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol!" - Steven Stucker as Johnny in Airplane

Movie Quote #11 (A Classic) - Ben Stein: "...Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Simone: Uhm, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at Thirty-One Flavors last night. I guess its pretty serious. Ben Stein: Thank you, Simone. Simone: No problem whatsoever." - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Movie Quote #12 - "And this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my *****" - Michelle (Alyson Hannigan) in American Pie

Movie Quote #13 - "It's not a space shuttle launch, it's SEX." - Jessica (Natahsa Lyonne) in AMerican Pie

Movie Quote #14 - "What's my name? Say my name, bitch!" - Michelle (Alyson Hannigan) in American Pie

Television Quote #1 - "My name is Matt Foley, I'm 35, divorced, and I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!" - Chris Farley on Saturday Night Live

Television Quote #2 - "If you raise three children who can knock out and hog tie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right." - Marge Simpson

Television Quote #3 - "Do you kids wanna be like the real U.N., or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?" - Principal Skinner

Television Quote #4 - Can't Sleep, Clowns will eat me!" - Bart Simpson

Television Quote #5 - "What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mysteries?" - Chief Wiggum

Television Quote #6 - "Hello Nurse!!!" - Yakko, Wakko, Dot (Anamaniacs)

Television Quote #7 - "Oh I feel so delightfully white trash! Mommy, I want a mullet!" - Stewie Griffin (Family Guy)

Television Quote #8 - "Mother, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Your life, on the other hand, is like this box of ACTIVE GRENADES!!" - Stewie Griffin (Family Guy)

Military / Political Quote #1 - "Who am I? Why am I here?" - Vice Presidential Candidate Admiral Jim Stockdale

Military / Political Quote #2 - "We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother. . . and gentlemen in England now a-bed shall think themselves accurst they were not here; and hold their manhoods cheap while any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day." - Wm. Shakespeare, Henry V

Military / Political Quote #3 - "They have no moral inhibition on the slaughter of the innocent. If they could have murdered not 7,000 but 70,000, does anyone doubt they would have done so and rejoiced in it? There is no compromise possible with such people, no meeting of minds, no point of understanding with such! terror. Just a choice: defeat it or be defeated by it. And defeat it we must!" - British Prime Minister Tony Blair

Military / Political Quote #4 - "It is well that war is so terrible, or we should get too fond of it." - Robert E. Lee

Military / Political Quote #5 - "Depends on what your definition of is is." - President Bill Clinton

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