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The Search for Juicy Cat

(artist's rendition of juicy cat, shown without a nipple on his head.)

NAME:
Juicy J. Cat (answers to Juicy; Juicy Cat; Jesus Christ)

OCCUPATION:
Being juicy.

RACE:
Blue.

HEIGHT:
Roughly 6" at time of disappearance.

WEIGHT:
Approxamately 2 ounces when not juicy, 12 when juicy.

DOB:
Sometime between 1984 and 1986

DATE OF DISAPPEARANCE:
Exact date not known, sometime around May of 1988.

LAST SEEN:
At my old house.

NOTES:
Juicy Cat was my pride and joy as a small child, and I miss him dearly. I am specifically asking those trained in the art of waste management to aid me in my quest, for perhaps one of my parental units threw Juicy Cat away sometime in the dark cold year of 1988. That said, I need everyone's help.


Juicy Cat is shown above in all his juicy glory.


One guess as to why he could have left is my cheating ways. I'm so sorry, Juicy Cat! I'll never do it again if you come back!!!

However...


Juicy Cat was sometimes a cat that went astray himself. WHY DID YOU DO IT, JUICY CAT??? AND WITH MY SISTER, OF ALL PEOPLE!!!!

PLEASE CONTACT ME WITH ANY INFORMATION YOU MAY HAVE RELATING TO THE WHEREABOUTS OF JUICY CAT.

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Email: slickmastag@juno.com