A Cheap HMO
1.Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters.
2.Directions to your doctor's office include,"Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
3.The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
4.The only proctologist in the plan is"Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
5.The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is"An apple a day."
6.Your"primary care physician"is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
7."The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges"is not a typo.
8.The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
9. With your last HMO,your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little "M"s on them.And the Number 10 Sign You've Joined a Cheap HMO
11.You ask for Viagra;you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.