Special Delivery

A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma due to her injuries.

Asleep for nearly 6 months,she wakes up and realizes that she is no longer pregnant.She calls the nurse and frantically asks about her baby.

The nurse replies,"Ma'am you had twins! A boy and a girl.Both were just fine."That's wonderful,"the woman says,in relief."And we had to have names for them for the birth certificates,so your brother from Maryland came in and named them."

"No, not him he's an idiot! What did he name them?""Well, the girl's name is 'Denise'."The woman is pleasantly surprised. "Wow,that's not a bad name,I like it! What's the boy's name?""Denephew".