10 The Facelift

A woman decided to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5,000.00  and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home she stops at a news stand to buy a paper.

,center>Before leaving she asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32" the clerk replies. "I'm actually 47," the woman says, happily. 

A little while later she goes into McDonalds and asks the counter girl the same question. She replies, "I'd guess about 29." The  woman replies, "Nope, I am 47." Now she is feeling really good about  herself. While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the same question. 

He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there    was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it requires you to let me put my hands down your panties. Then I can tell exactly how old you are."

They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best  of  the woman and she finally says, "What the  heck, go ahead." The old man slips both hands down her panties and begins  to feel around.

After a couple  of minutes she says, "Okay, okay, how old am I?" He removes his hands and  says, "You are 47." 

Stunned the woman says, "That is amazing. How do you know?" The old man  replies, 

"I was behind you in McDonalds!!"