Poor Baby

A woman gets on a bus holding a baby, and the driver says, "That's the ugliest damn baby I've ever seen!"

In a huff the woman slams her fare into the coin box and takes an aisle seat in the rear.

An elderly man seated next to her senses that she's agitated and asks her what's wrong. "That bus driverjust insulted me", she fumes.

The man is sympathetic and says, "Why, a public servant shouldn't say things to insult the passengers."

"You're right!"The woman agrees."I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"

"That's a good idea,"the man says."Here, let me hold your monkey."