The Veterenarian

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.

Upon graduation,he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners,while doubling his practice.

He opened his own offices with a shingle on the door saying,"Dr. Jones, Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy Either way,you get your dog back!"