1. You are willing to drive long distances to Tulsa, Oklahoma just to set foot in the city where Mark was born.

2. You not only rewind the pelvic thrusts in Newsies, you watch Principal Boze's little dance multiple times.

3. You watch sporting events on television that you totally hate, just because Mark likes one of the teams playing and therefore is probably watching.

4. You have watched Society multiple times looking for Mark. (You deserve a medal)

5. You are annoyed that the company history at weaverchicken.com does not include Mark's groundbreaking commercial.

6. You can recite every episode of Roundhouse in which Mark performs a dance bumper.  You can even make a vain attempt at dancing them if prodded enough.

7. You are so mezmerized by his pants during the one distribution center scene in Newsies, you imagine yourself inside them.

8. You have thought about buying Don Knotts or Ed McMahon biography.

9. You have called information numerous times for Ivan or Mark since you know finding one means finding the other.

10. You own a bowler hat, glasses, a brown vest, brown pants, a white shirt, and a gold pocketwatch and wear them regularly...together.

11. Everytime you walk into a room you make the triangular hand gesture Mark made at the beginning of most of the episodes of Roundhouse.

12. You wish George Bush had won the 1992 election so Mark could have gotten more camera time, even though you are a staunch Democrat.

13. You consistently watch and tape MTV just in case Mark's name will come up in the credits to some show.

14. You think this is cute.

15. You actually understand all the references on this list.
 

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