If you didn't hate me before...you will hate me now
Mood:  happy
My boss just called me to tell me that he was calling off work today. He had discussed it with the other project managers and they were afraid the temperatures would drop later this evening and the roads would freeze and with all the accident out there he didn't want us to get into that mess. It is great to have a boss that cares about our safety.

WOO-HOO!!!! Time to light a fire in the fireplace, make a huge pot of hot chocolate and curl up on the couch and read a good book.

I LOVE SNOW DAYS!!!!!!!!

I feel like such a little kid
Mood:  celebratory
We knew that we would have some type of winter weather today. The initial report was that we would have some freezing rain and/or sleet then it would turn to rain at noon. Well this morning I got up and looked out the window to see if the sleet had started and what do I see....SNOW!!!! I immediately turned on the TV to see what the hell happened and saw that there were school closings scrolling across the screen. All the sudden I felt like I was back in grade school waiting to see the words "Wake County Schools Closed". See if Wake County Schools close then according to our snow plan at work, I don't have to go in till noon. But as of 6:30 am WC schools were still open. So I started to get ready to head into work. All the sudden the phone rang and it was my boss. He had just got the call that schools were closed. *CHEER* So now I can curl up on the couch and enjoy another cup of coffee *sigh*

We only have about 1/4 inch of snow but I think a lot of people are spooked now when they see snow because of what happened two years ago tomorrow. For those of you who don't remember...The Triangle area was suppose to get some flurries one afternoon. I was at work when I saw the first flake fall. I didn't think much about it because we weren't suppose to get anything. About 11:30 am I looked out again and saw that it was coming down harder and starting to stick to the roads. Our boss decided to let us leave at 1:00pm to avoid any problems. Well apparently everyone else had the same idea because everyone in Raleigh left work at the same time. You would think that all those cars out on the road would melt the snow but the air temps were so low that the melted snow turned to ice. Traffic got so jammed up that most people ended up spending the night sleeping in their cars. I live 7 miles from work and it took me 2 hours to get home. What a mess. Hopefully we won't have an event like that again.

On a to a different subject...I checked my horoscope this morning and this is what it said.
Get out your darkest pair of designer shades, because you are about to enter a bright, sunshiny period in your life. Positive energy is all over you, like bees on honey. Life is about to be very sweet. Get ready for unexpected flirtation and generous acts meant to turn your head and get your attention. If you are in the mood for romance, the stars are orchestrating an 'accidental' meeting for you and a very unique person.

Wow now wouldn't it be great if that were true? What would make it even better would be if it said "You will also win the lottery." :)

Hope everyone has a great day and if you have to drive in this mess, please be careful.

Are you sure there wasn't a full moon this weekend?
Mood:  not sure
What a weekend! The crazy people came out of the woodwork to make my life more exciting. LOL

On Saturday I drove downtown to work at the pub. I normally park in the parking garage because it saves time having to find a spot on the street. As I approached a saw a cop car sitting with the nose of his vehicle just barely in the access lane. So I just whipped around him and pulled into the garage. He came running in after me. He informed me I would have to leave the area immediately. I looked over to see a man standing on the ledge of the parking deck just 60 feet or so from where I had parked my car. He apparently was threatening to jump. The cop agreed that I could leave my car there but that I had to leave for fear I might spoke the guy. I tried to make my way to the pub through the sea of people who had assembled to see if this guy would actually jump. He didn't. The cops finally talked him down about 2 hours later.

Later that afternoon a man came into the pub drunk and spelling very badly. He sat at the bar and the bartender sold him a beer. The man soon got very loud and very belligerent. The bartender gave him his money back, took his beer and threw him out of the bar. The man continue to yell and scream and then crossed the street to the park. Lennie, who had come into the pub for a quick beer, watched the man out the door and then turned to me with this look on his face and said, "Have Colin grab the bat...they guy has a knife." I had them grab the bat then I immediately called 911. The man was standing across the street yelling and waving this knife around. It wasn't until later that we learned that it wasn't a knife...it was a paint scrapper. Still it was sharp and shiny and the man was obviously making threats. I went back in to call the cops again. When I went back outside Lennie, the bar tender and an off duty cop had the man down on the ground. The police finally arrived and the man was taken into custody. Apparently the guy came over and bumped into Lennie and that is when Lennie tackled him to the ground. GO LENNIE! If he hadn't been there and the guy had made his way back into the bar...it could have turned out badly. Luckily no one was injured. Well except of Lennie who ended up pulling something in his back and scraping his hand.

Sunday at the pub wasn't too bad. We had one drunk guy who fell off his chair and was asked to leave but he didn't cause any problems. The rest of the night was slow and uneventful. I enjoy working shifts with Ryan and Kat. They make it fun. Kat likes to dance around and for some reason keeps calling me "momma". LOL Maybe it is a San Diego thing? I even chatted a bit with Chris the bartender who I normally avoid because he always looks pissed off and I don't think he likes me all the much. But he made conversation with me anyway.

I was looking forward to a nice quiet day off on Monday. I knew I would have to do a gate change at 1PM but that wasn't a big deal. I got up in the morning and went for a hike then scooted over to the dam to do the change. I then went to the store and came home to relax. No such luck. I had a message on my answering machine from some debt collector saying I owed my doctor $286. I immediately called him back and told him that I thought he had the wrong person. Here is our conversation.

ME: Yes I received a message stating I owed money to Dr. Naccouzi. I think you may have the wrong person.
Collector: Is this Rebecca?
ME: Yes?
Collector: Is your number 919-555-1212 (not my real number)?
ME: Yes?
Collector: Do you live at...(address left out for security reasons)
ME: Yes?
Collector: According to our records you owe a bill in the amount of $286.00 from back in Oct.
ME: I couldn't be me. I went to the Dr. back in June but my insurance company paid all but $18 and I already paid that.
Collector: Well that is something you will have to discuss with them. Now we should talk about your payment options. Would you like to pay a lump sum or maybe we can split it up into a few payments.
ME: I am not paying this!
Collector: Ma'am you should take this seriously. Debts like this gave have a negative effect on your credit. It can keep you from getting a job or buying a house...
At that point I hung up and called the Dr.'s office. Of course the woman I needed to speak with was out till this morning. So this morning I called work and told them I would be late and drove over to the the Dr.'s to get this straightened out. Apparently there is another person with my exact same name who sees the exact same Dr. What are the odds? The lady said they have a new girl working and she must have pulled the first Rebecca that she came to which happened to be me and didn't bother to verify. I scolded her about being more responsible with this sort of thing that I had spent a year getting my credit straightened out and she almost ruined all that work. She called the debt collector while I stood there so hopefully things are all worked out.

I have to work at the pub tonight. I am so exhausted. I just want to go home and crawl into bed. *sigh* Hopefully I wont have to work too late.

Why can't eagles build their nests close to the road?
Mood:  lazy
Okay so we went out on Wednesday to try to find this eagle nest. It is located near the power line which normally would be a nicely mowed grassy strip. Easy access!!! Just walk straight up the line and look up. Well with the recent rainfall and a beaver dam that we discovered, the power line is now flooded. Our hip waders in the shop all have holes in them so we opted to just wear our muck boots which come up to our knees. We start walking in from the road and at first it wasn't too bad. The water was just past our ankles. We walked slowly...testing our footing as we went along. When in this type of environment you should always have someone with you. One person takes the lead and tests the ground below and you just step where they step. If this is done correctly...neither of you will get wet. As we got closer to the nest Jennifer (who was in the lead) steps and the water comes to the top of her boot. Our next step would have put the water mid-thigh. None of us were looking forward to spending the rest of the day in wet clothes. We looked around and decided to try another approach. Once again we ended up in knee deep water. We stood there and contemplated our next moved. Should we try walking through the woods? The woods are marshy and would have thicker mud to deal with. Which would mean a possibility of getting stuck and having to have someone pull you out with the wench. It happens...trust me. What if we take the boat in? The water is too shallow in that area. We could damage the boat and tear up the motor. What if we walk down the opposite end of the power line? That is a two mile walk. If we try to drive in...we would have to get permissions from the electric company and the private landowners. In the end the best solution we could come up with was just to buy new waders. At that point I looked down and saw a line of bubbles moving towards us. TIME TO GO!!!! It is amazing how quickly you walk when there is a line of bubbles following you. LOL I don't know what it was but I didn't want to stick around to find out.

The remainder of the week has been calm. I am exhausted for some reason and my muscles are sore. The reason for the sore muscles is not something I can post here. ;) LOL All I want to do is is crawl into a hot bath then snuggle in bed with Fenwick. Instead I have to find the energy to work at the pub tonight. It is kilt night and Annie (my boss) let me borrow this cute little skirt but I think I have opted for pants and some comfortable shoes. I know I am a party pooper. The evening doesn't kick off till 10:30 which is when my shift ends so depending on how tired I am...I might not stay long. I will probably have a beer and head home. Oh if you all are looking for something to do Sat. night...my friend David's band Jonny Dollar will be performing at the Hudson Oyster Bar on Glenwood. They are a soul/funk band. Check them out if you get a chance. They don't play many shows in Raleigh.

Well that is it for me. Have a great weekend!!!!

Just barely making it over the hump
Mood:  hungry
For some reason I am STARVING this morning. It is probably because I haven't had anything to eat since yesterday at lunch. I know....bas me. I had to work at the pub last night so I didn't have time to grab dinner before I went in and when I got off work all I wanted to do was crawl into bed. So now I am paying for it with a very grumbling tummy. Anyone want to bring me a Bojangles biscuit?

We are currently without heat in half of our building. Luckily this time it isn't MY half. My cubicle is nice and toasty. *sigh with pleasure* I feel sorry for those in the back. They have to keep coming up front to get warm. I have called the electrician but it doesn't look like he will make it out today. We did manage to get the emergency heat working so hopefully it will warm up soon.

I am suppose to go out this afternoon with Dana and Jennifer to look for one of the new eagle nests. According to the State Park ranger, the tree is right at the water's edge at normal lake level. Well we are in flood stage now which means that the tree is IN the water and my hip waders have holes in them. GREAT! This should be fun and very cold.

For those of you who live in or close to Raleigh we are having a Kilt Night at Tir Na Nog on Friday, January 12, 2007 starting at 10:30 PM. The band "Enter The Haggis" will be performing. If you wear your kilt you will get in free!!! If not you pay a $5 cover. Hope to see you all there!!!!

PICTURES!!!
Mood:  energetic
Okay I finally got the pictures loaded from Sunday. Sorry I didn't get pictures of any eagles but I think the sunrise was quite beautiful. Enjoy!

Are you kidding me? Do I honestly look like a terrorist!!!!
Mood:  caffeinated
So yesterday morning was our annual mid-winter bald eagle count. I had to get up at the crack of dawn to drive to my station, which ended up being a little bridge over Beaver Dam (not "a" beaver dam...it is just what that area of the lake is called.) I got to my site a little early so I pulled my car off the road close to the bridge, grabbed my coffee and a donut and walked onto the bridge. It was so quiet and peaceful. It was at that point in the morning, just before dawn, when the moon is still shining bright and the sun is starting to rise somewhere low in the east. There was just enough light to be able to see where I was going without a flashlight. I have to say I like this location much better than the one they sent me to last year. I didn't have to step over any trash or broken glass.

I stood there on the bridge and just listened. I heard a Great Horned Owl calling in the distance. I love the sound they make. It, for some reason, always makes me smile. I then heard a sound I had only heard on TV. A coyote called somewhere close to the water's edge. I searched the shoreline but it was too dark to see anything. I finished my donut and headed back over to the car to start filling out my paperwork.

As the sun started to come up, I scanned the sky in search of my beloved eagles but only saw some Canada geese, seagulls (okay Mark...they were Laughing Gulls...see I am doing better), a Great Blue Heron, and some ducks) I am pretty sure I heard a Cooper's Hawk but was unable to find it perched anywhere to verify it.

As I sat there traffic started to pick up on this little road. I saw surprised at the amount of cars that passed by me. I was also a little annoyed because the sound of the cars took away my ability to concentrate on the bird calls. *sigh* At one point a red corvette passed by me. He would drive a little ways and stop, turn around, drive a little ways and stop, He did this about 5 times apparently checking me out and trying to see what I was up too. Ten minutes later a State Trooper pulls up behind me. Now before I replay what he said to me, keep in mind that I am wearing my Park Ranger Parka with my Corps of Engineers patch on the sleeve.

Trooper: Ma'am is everything alright?
ME: Yes!
Trooper: Can I ask what you are doing out here this morning?
ME: Looking for Eagles.
Trooper: Is this a normal occurrence for you?
ME: Nope, I just do this once a year. (The trooper then looks at me perplexed) We are conducting our Mid-winter Eagle count today. (I show him my paper)
Trooper: I see. (hands me back my paper and then just stands there looking at me)
ME: Is there a problem with me being here?
Trooper: I suppose not. We just got a few calls about a strange person just sitting in their car on the bridge with a pair of binoculars.
ME: (laughing) I know I look bad first thing in the morning but I wouldn't say that I am strange.
Trooper: (smiles) I think they just thought you were up to no good.
ME: Yeah I guess I can see how they would got that. Here I am sitting in my little silver Scion with my ranger jacket on, drinking coffee and watching the sky with some binoculars. I SOOO look like a terrorist.
Trooper: These days you have to suspect everyone. (He then just stands there staring at me in uncomfortable silence before he finally speaks again) So how did you get roped into doing this bird count thing?
ME: It is part of my job.
Trooper: Job?
ME: I am a park ranger (God this guy is observant...I am in a ranger jacket with the word RANGER displayed on my name tag)
Trooper: Are those donuts? (glancing at the passenger seat)
ME: Yes, would you like one?
Trooper: Thanks! (he grabs 3...WTF I said he could have ONE) You have a nice morning ma'am. Hope you get to see an eagle. I will make sure I tell people that you will be gone soon. (He then walks back to his vehicle and leaves.)

Note to self: Next time do hair and put on makeup so I don't look so threatening to people and hide valuable donuts from the police.

I didn't see a single eagle but I did take a few pictures of the lake just as the sun came up. When I get some time I will post them. I hope everyone had a great weekend. Till next time...

Sex shouldn't be comfy!!!!
Did that get your attention? LOL No this isn't going to be an ex-rated entry. It just happens to be a line from the movie Kinky Boots which I watched 3 times this weekend. I love that movie and thanks to my sister who got me the DVD for Christmas, I can now watch it anytime I want. My favorite part of the movie is when Charlie shows Lola (the transvestite) the new boots he has made for her/him.


Charlie: What do you think?
Lola: Burgundy? Please, God, tell me
I've not inspired something burgundy...Red....Red...RED Charlie boy!!! Rule one. Red...is the color of sex. Burgundy is the color of hot water bottles.Red is the color
of sex and fear and danger and signs that say, "Do Not Enter." All of my favorite things in life.
Charlie: But they're comfy.
Lola: Comfy!?! Sex shouldn't be comfy!!!! I don't know what you're used to makin',but now you're making sex. Two-and-a-half feet of irresistible tubular sex. I mean, that heel. For God's sake.
Charlie: It won't break.That's what you wanted.
Lola: Not if it means looking like
a Ukrainian peasant.

Most of my day yesterday was spent relaxing. I didn't manage to take a hike in the morning although it wasn't at my beloved Hanging Rock. That will have to wait for a day when I am not on call.

In the evening I started a book I had picked up at Starbucks during one of my many runs to grab a peppermint mocha. It is called For One More Day by author Mitch Albom (also wrote The Five People You Meet in Heaven and Tuesday's with Morrie). It is really good so far and I only have a few chapters left. This is the story of Charley, a child of divorce who is always forced to choose between his mother and his father. He grows into a man and starts a family of his own. But one fateful weekend, he leaves his mother to secretly be with his father - and she dies while he is gone. This haunts him for years. It unravels his own young family. It leads him to depression and drunkenness. One night, he decides to take his life. But somewhere between this world and the next, he encounters his mother again, in their hometown, and gets to spend one last day with her - the day he missed and always wished he'd had. He asks the questions many of us yearn to ask, the questions we never ask while our parents are alive. By the end of this magical day, Charley discovers how little he really knew about his mother, the secret of how her love saved their family, and how deeply he wants the second chance to save his own. (taken from Amazon.com) Check it out if you see it. It is a quick read and has made me tear up twice already.

I have two other books I got for Christmas that I need to start reading. Nature Girl by Carl Hiaasen and Cross by James Patterson.

Well I am off to lunch. Later!!!!

Happy New Year!
Mood:  happy
Some of you emailed me to ask me why you got a message from me at 8:30AM. The truth is...I didn't go out last night. I stayed in and I LOVED it. I know...how lame it that? LOL I worked at the pub Saturday afternoon then came home to a sick cat. So I was up all night with him. I then worked Sunday morning at the pub and when I got home I was exhausted. I popped open a bottle of Asti and tried to stay up but sleep finally won out at about 11:30.

For those of you who asked...Fenwick is doing fine. The vet pumped what was left in his stomach, which wasn't much because he puked it all up the night before. The damn thing has learned to open cabinets. This morning I found what made him sick. He found an air freshener thingy that smells like apples and cinnamon. He thought it was something to eat. I must say I have a great vet. I went in yesterday to pick him up thinking I was going to have to use all the money I have been saving for my house, when she showed me the bill. $60 was all she charged me. How awesome is that? Fenwick slept on my bed through the night and never moved. I kept getting up to check to see if he was still alive. This morning he was back to his same antics. He will never learn. LOL

Today was spent taking down the tree and getting everything back to normal. My boss finally got back to me about the closure decision I made for Tuesday and gave me kudos for agreeing to be the call back person. Not that I do my job for the kudos but they are still nice to get. I do regret my decision somewhat...I really wanted to go to Danbury.

I am stealing this MEME from my sister and Nicole then I am off to bed. Enjoy!

.What did you do in 2006 that you'd never done before?
Flew in a Helicopter
Learned to swing dance

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I didn't make one last year. But this year I resolve to take better care of myself.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Not that I know of.

4. Did anyone close to you die?
Nope...I was lucky

5. What countries did you visit?
*sigh* none...Unless you count Alabama as a country?

6. What would you like to have in 2007 that you lacked in 2006?
A house of my own.

7. What date from 2006 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
The trip to Nags head with my sister and her friend Kate
The night Marie took me swing dancing

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Making the decision to buy a house. I am a commitment phobic so yeah that was big.

9. What was your biggest failure?
Losing contact with a couple of friends.

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Thanks to Fenwick...I managed to break my toe.

11. What was the best thing you bought?
A new crock pot

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
My mom and my sister for always being supportive.
Justin for always making me laugh.
Keith for finally deciding that marriage might be a good thing.

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
Too many to mention.

14. Where did most of your money go?
RENT!!!!!

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Seeing Anne in Nags head.
Seeing Justin at Christmas
Finishing my dress

16. What song will always remind you of 2006?
Better Days - Goo Goo Dolls

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
I. happier or sadder? Happier
ii. thinner or fatter? About the same
iii. richer or poorer? About the same

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Hike

19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Watching TV

20. How will you be spending Christmas?
I spent it in WV with my family

22. Did you fall in love in 2006?
Maybe

23. How many one-night stands?
None

24. What was your favorite TV program?
LOST and HEROS

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
NAh...hate doesn't hurt anyone but yourself.

26. What was the best book you read?
Secret Society Girl and The American

27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Frou Frou and Albannach

28. What did you want and get?
To spend time with my family and friends

29. What did you want and not get?
A house to call my own.

30. What was your favorite film of this year?
Kinky Boots

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I spent it with family and friend. I turned 32.

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Buying a house.

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2006?
Comfy!!!

34. What kept you sane?
My pets and my late night calls to Mike in MD. Who, like me, has no life. LOL Thanks for making me laugh.

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
GERARD BUTLER!!!!!!!

36. What political issue stirred you the most?
Too drepressing...next subject.

37. Who did you miss?
-My Mom, my sister, and Justin.

38. Who was the best new person you met?
Annie

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you (re)learned in 2006.
Life doesn't alway turn out the way you expect it to.

Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:

so let go...jump in... oh well whatcha waiting for
it's alright cause there's beauty in the breakdown
so let go...just get in... oh it's so amazing here
it's alright cause there's beauty in the breakdown

A 4 day weekend? Whatever will I do with myself?
Mood:  mischievious
This weekend was suppose to be a 3 day weekend for me because the holiday falls on a Monday. Well Bush declared Tuesday a National Day of Mourning in honor of President Ford. Which means my office will be closed. I got all excited thinking I could travel up to Danbury to go hiking but quickly realized I would be the one on call so I have to stay close to home. Oh well....4 DAYS OFF!!!!! Whoo Hoo. I know I should be mourning the loss of Ford and not thinking about going hiking but as we established in the last entry...I am already going to hell. I will be sliding into the grave sideways with a chocolate bar in one hand and a martini in the other yelling 'WooHoo! What a ride!'"

When I die. I don't want a big somber funeral. i want to be cremated, bag pipes playing "Caoineadh Cu Chulainnat" at some point, and a HUGE kiss ass party. I then want my family and friends to decide on the perfect place to dump my ashes and be done with it. I want people to remember me and laugh. Like the time I sucked a dress up into the vacuum cleaner or the time I came out of the bathroom with the back of my skirt tucked up in my underwear, exposing my white granny panties to the world. Life should be celebrated not mourned.

Okay off the death kick now...LOL

I hope everyone has a great weekend. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

I should have paid more attention in creative writing class.
Mood:  caffeinated
I know I have been MIA for awhile. Even though I had internet access at Mom's I just didn't have time to update. Christmas is finally over with. I really enjoyed my time home in WV. Santa was VERY good to me. I got everything on my list plus some. *cheer* I even managed to spend time with my best friend Justin who I haven't seen since Oct '05. We met for lunch in Hagerstown and exchanged gifts. We then headed over to the mall to see the movie Eragon. After the movie we walked around a bit while we tried to figure out what Justin could get his dad for Christmas. We passed by this stand of hand carved religious figures. I picked up a figure of the baby Jesus laying on a heart-shaped cushion to show Justin, not realizing that baby wasn't attached to cushion. Down went the baby Jesus on to the floor where his right arm immediately broke off. I picked it up and placed it on the shelf and Justin and I ran away as quickly as possible. I know I am going to hell now but what else is new. It just felt good to be able to laugh until you cried. I can always do that with Justin.

I got home back to NC late yesterday afternoon. Only 2 accidents to deal with. All in all the traffic wasn't too bad. I love going home to visit. I just hate the drive. I am glad to be home and in my own bed again. Fenwick was happy to have me home as well. He has been so lovable. I just wish it would last. LOL

I don't have any plans yet for New Year's Eve. There has been a lot of talk but no one has made any definite decisions. Honestly all I really want to do is have a quiet dinner somewhere and then come back, pop open a bottle of Asti and watch a movie. Maybe watch Kinky Boots again which my sister gave me for xmas. I love that movie.

I came into work today to a pile of crap on my desk. I started making some headway on it when I got a call from two other admin Rangers stating that we needed to have our performance objectives submitted by the 29th. *sigh* I hadn't even started on mine. Luckily we decided to work together. We split up the tasks and I only ended up having to come up with 2 of the 5. It is hard for me to be broad when writing my objectives. I want to encompass everything I do so I end up listing everything which is not what they want. I hope what I came up with will satisfy the higher ups.

Well I better get back to the pile-o-crap on my desk. Oh by the way..if you left me a comment on here and I didn't respond...i am not ignoring you. Angelfire for some reason stopped sending me a message when people comment. I have reported it so hopefully it will be fixed soon.

Later!!!!!

Santa Tracker
Mood:  happy
For those of you with small children or know someone with small children the NORAD Santa Tracker website is a great place to visit on Christmas Eve. The kids can log on and see just where Santa is and how close he is to their house. It is a great way to teach your children about geography. Check out the website below. The tracker wont be available till Xmas eve but there are some cool games and coloring books for the kids.

NORAD Santa Tracker

Holiday Eating Tips
Mood:  hungry
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.



2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of the year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an "eggnog-aholic" or something. It;s a treat. Enjoy it!!! Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!



3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.



4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.



5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello!!!



6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.



7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.



8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or, if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?



9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.



10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention.



Reread tips: start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner. Remember this motto to live by:



"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO what a ride!"



Happy Holidays!!!!

3 days left until vacation!!!!
Mood:  hungry
Everyone knows that I LOVE my job, but I am in desperate need of a break. I have had so much to do and everything has had really short deadlines. It has been way too stressful. At this moment I am on a conference call. I know I should be paying attention but it is really boring and I don't have anything to contribute so I thought I would post an entry to keep me from falling asleep.

This past weekend wasn't bad. I worked at the pub Friday night. We were really busy and had a large party to deal with. But it made the night go by quickly. I was suppose to work the evening shift on Saturday but switched with the new guy so I could get off early and relax. No such luck. Shortly after I arrived home Andy, Richard, Bill, and two other guys who's names I have forgotten, showed up at my door to take me out for dinner and drinks for my Bday. We had a great time. I drank WAY too much and at some point in the evening I ended up with a tiara on my head. I have no clue where it came from. *shrug* Sunday morning I woke up and noticed how gorgeous it was outside so I got out of bed and went for a hike. I love hiking on Sunday's because everyone else is either still in bed or at church. When I came home it was cookie making time. I made about 10 dozen cookies. God bless my Kitchen Aid mixer!!! LOL And yes Anne, I made your Swedish Wedding Cookies. About 7PM I headed downtown to the pub. I was suppose to meet up with Annie and Lenny to go to Pete's (owner of Tir Na Nog) house for his xmas party. When I got there most of the people were already drunk. So we never made it to the party. Oh well.

There is still lots to do this week before I leave. So I better get back to it. Take care all!

Letter To Santa
Mood:  mischievious
Dear Santa,

I have been a good Girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Justin's Christmas party. It was Tanya who spiked the punch with too much Gin. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like pine.

I thought it was funny when I put Anne's shirt on my head and danced the swing on the couch while singing `Silver Bells'. I didn't mean to break Justin's camera and don't know why Justin would sue me for shoplifting.

I don't remember calling Steve's wife a smart Cow---even though she looked like one with Green eye shadow and Black lipstick!

And when I threw up on Kirsten's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that hamburger.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Scion through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a new dog and have me arrested for prostitution!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all beautiful and scary. And I'm really not to blame for any of this silly stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and quickly yours,
Rebecca (Really a nice Girl!)

P.S. It's only 5 bucks!

You too can write you very own letter to Santa at http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html

Christmas is almost here and I still have tons to do....
Mood:  celebratory
They finally fixed my computer yesterday afternoon. So I have been playing catch up all morning. There is a huge pile of stuff on my desk to get through. *sigh* oh well I guess it will keep me busy.

Christmas will be here before you know it. I still haven't sent out cards or baked cookies. I am hoping I can get both of these accomplished this weekend. Monday night I had a meeting to go to. Tuesday night I worked at the pub. Last night I went to see the movie "For your Consideration" which was okay but I think "Best in Show" is still my favorite. Tonight I am suppose to go bowling. Haven't been bowling in AGES. I suck at it but I always have a good time.

I have already received two Xmas presents. *cheer* One was from my best friend Justin. He adopted a gray wolf in my name and they sent me a little stuffed wolf. SO CUTE!!! The other gift was from Tanya. She got me the Celtic Woman Christmas CD. The music on it is so beautiful. It has quickly become my favorite holiday CD. LOL And I have only had it for one night. I have also been promised a Bday dinner at Firebirds (one of my favorite restaurants) but it may have to wait till after Christmas.

Well I should get back to work. I probably wont get a chance to update tomorrow so I hope everyone has a great weekend. And remember if you are in Raleigh stop by the Sunday for their Celtic .

Day Three and still have computer issues
Mood:  don't ask
I am all about making our government computers secure but when I can't get into the software to do my work I think we have gone a little overboard.

I have been unable to get into our accounting software since Friday. Our IT people told me that I needed someone to use their security card to unlock the program for me but it can't be anyone in my office. So I have called 2 different offices, one here in Raleigh the other in Sanford and they have sent me three people with cards to unlock my machine. None of them worked. My computer is still locked. So here I sit not able to pay our electric bill or issue payment to our contractors. *SCREAM* This whole thing infuriates me. I just want to be able to do my work.

On to a different subject. I realized last night that I haven't made any cookies. Normally by now I would have made at least 15 dozen cookies. With working two jobs, I just haven't had time. *sigh* I am hoping someone else in the office will take up the slack.

Well I better get back to trying to fix my computer. Later!

Insert catchy Monday Morning title here...
Mood:  hungry
Did anyone happen to catch the sunrise this morning. Probably not seeing as I seemed to be the only one on the road at 6:30 this morning. Well anyway the sky was a beautiful shade of dark pink. Almost the color of a ruby. I know...I know..."red in the morning sailors warning." but it was still beautiful.

What a hectic start to the week. My phone has been ringing off the hook. I am hoping that I am not getting a reprieve...nope wait...phone! BRB

Okay I'm back. Now where was I? Oh right manic Monday. Not only is my phone going crazy but I am having computer issues as well. Maybe I should just pack up and go home. *sigh*

The weekend went well. I worked at the pub Friday and Saturday night. Saturday was crazy busy. We had some Irish Dancer preform so their families all showed up to watch and took up several tables for hours. By the end of the evening I had just about had enough. There is a waitress there named Dierdre and normally I can tolerate her passive/aggressive personality but at one point I really wanted to haul off and punch her in the face. Thank God for Lenny the doorman's smile and jokes and the nice guy who brought me a cup of coffee. It really helped to calm me down. See here at the park when I get upset I go take a walk on one of the trails. At the pub there really isn't a good place to get away and breathe.

I managed to finish all my Christmas shopping on Sunday. I even bought a few things for myself. I know I am not suppose to but we all know how selfish I am. I can't just shop for other people without buying a little something for me. :) Now all I have left is to write my cards. *sigh* I love to receive cards but hate to send them. Well it isn't that I hate it. It is just I never know what to write in them. I did type of a little letter to go inside but I always feel I have to put some sort of personal touch in my cards instead of just signing my name.

Okay I am off to get some lunch. Oh by the way...

If you live in or close to Raleigh and you are looking for something to do this weekend. Check out...

Celtic Christmas!!!!

Tir Na Nog Irish Pub
218 South Blount Street Raleigh 27601

Invites you to join us on Sunday December 17th
from 3 until 8pm for the first annual
A Celtic Christmas
Music from Gerry Mc Crudden:
The Pipes & Drums of Wake County:
The Danny Tighe Irish Dancers:
plus open mike for A Celtic music session
Musicians please bring your instruments & join in. Celtic shops will be set up giving you a chance to shop for some lovely Celtic gifts for Christmas.
Plus Brilliant raffle prizes.

Tel Tir Na Nog on 919 833-7795
www.Irisheventsnc.com/www.tirnanogirishpub.com

59 Minutes???
Mood:  happy
We just got word from our Colonel that he is letting everyone off today 59 minutes early. Whoo Hoo. This comes as a complete shock. He normally does this on xmas eve. To do it on the 8th has everyone baffled. Oh well don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Whatever will I do with my extra hour?

I think Hell finally froze over
Mood:  cool
OMG!!! It is cold outside. When I got up this morning weatherbug read 22 degrees. I am early ranger this morning so I had to be out here before the sun came up. I don't like this weather at all. Where are the warm days we had last week?

I am feeling a bit run down. Not sick...just tired. If it wasn't just Justin and I in the office today I would have stayed home. I was snuggled in the covers this morning with Fenwick curled up by my side. He must have been playing in the Christmas tree all night because he smelt like pine. LOL He was worn out and sleeping as close to me as he could. I could have laid there all morning.

Oh yeah by the way...I put up my tree last night. My friend Bryan called me at work yesterday and asked if we could go ahead and get my tree instead of waiting till Sunday. Hoping to spend most of the day on Sunday shopping, I agreed. Bless his heart he is so patient with me. Anyone who goes with me to pick out a tree has to have the patience of a Saint. I am very picky when it comes to my tree. I made him drive to LOWES (you can get an 8ft tree for $40) in Wake Forest which meant we had to sit in rush hour traffic on Capital Blvd. We then missed the turn into the shopping center and had to turn around and back track. LOL Sorry Bryan! We finally got there and headed to the trees. They didn't have much of a selection. We must have looked at 15 trees before I settled on one of the first ones we looked at. It isn't the "perfect" tree but it will do. We brought it home and Bryan carried it up 3 flights of stairs and put it in the stand for me. I wasn't expecting all that. I would have been just as happy if he have left it by the front door. I thought about waiting till Saturday morning to decorate it but who are we kidding...I can't have a naked tree just standing there in my living room mocking me. I was up till 11:30 decorated the tree and my apt. It is done now and I can focus on presents and writing my cards.

Well I better get some work done. All I really want to do is crawl under my desk and take a nap. Maybe I will run to Starbucks and get a peppermint mocha. YUMMM! I some how need to find the energy to work at the pub tonight. I just don't know where I can muster some up. Anybody have any they can spare?