Dear Consumas:
It has come ta our
attention dat a cupola copies o' da
Windows XP New Joisey Edition mighta
been shipped outsida Joisey.
If ya got one a dese, youse may need some help unnerstanin
da commands.
Da Joisey edition may be
recognized by da unique openin'
screen. It reads:
"Windas XP", wit a background pitcha a
Please also note:
Recycle bin is labeled "Newark"
My Computer is called "My Friggin' Computa"
The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk"
Deleted items are referred to as "Wacked",
"Erased" or "Rubbed Out"
Control Panel is known as "Da Bosses"
Performing an "illegal operation" is known as "Enhancin' da Fam'ly
Business" and will actually maximize da program
instead a shuttin' it down
Hard Drive is referred to as "Da Turnpike on Da Way to Da Shore"
Instead of an error message, "You Ain't Gonna Friggin' Believe Dis'" pops up.
Changes in Terminology in Da Joisey
Edition: OK . . . . Sure ting
Cancel . . . . Fuggetabouit
Reset . . . . Start ova
Yes . . . . Yeah
No . . . . Nah
Find . . . . Put a Contract Out On
Browse . . . . Get a Looksee
Back . . . . U-Toin
Help . . . . Get Your Own Friggin' Ansa
Stop . . . . Knock it Off
Start . . . . Move it
Settings . . . . Here's da Rules
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you
mistakenly got a copy of the Joisey Edition (not).
You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.
You gotta problem wit dat?