"I would have lost my shirt a dozen times if it weren't for Bob from the VFW Post," Gates said. "Bob is my brain, my conscience, my heart. It's high time the world found out about Bob."
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"Chairman Bill is a generous genius," said Bob, heir to the Gate's empire, and now a highly admired asset to the VFW. "We used to get together over a cherry Coke every so often, but I'm no Wizard of Oz to his Tin Man. We just kicked ideas around."
Little is known about Bob's private life. Neighbors say Bob is polite but quiet and keeps the shades drawn day and night.
"I really am just trying to be considerate," Bob said. "I don't think my neighbors want to see me parading around the house in my VFW hat."
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