The X-Posers Team

Dr. J.L. Picard, the man who started it all.

Gasmia, who can psychically induce raging screaming orgasms so powerful that the victim is rendered unconscious.

Homegirl, who was gifted with the ability to yell and bitch people out at incredible speeds, eventually leading to emotional breakdowns.

Foo Wong, a person who can effortlessly switch between genders, facilitating an excellent element of surprise. Dresses mostly in neutral clothing.

Jackson J'nett, a man who can telepathically implant music into a person's mind, so distracting that victims fall into 47-hour comas.

Mucus Dwarf, whose diminutive size and ability to generate massive amounts and varieties of mucus makes him very difficult to harm.

Jim "Sneezy" Grasshopper, who has infinite control over matter, energy, and time, but whose conscience (and allergies) tends to keep him from using his God-like powers.

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