Top 10 New Ford Slogans
- Ford-unabomber of the highways
- Quality is Job One, Putting out the fire is Job Two
- Have you driven a Ford to the Firestation lately?
- Now every Bronco is as exciting as O.J.'s
- Click-Varoom-KABOOOM
- Forget Chevy we got the REAL Blazer
- Avaliable in Original or Extra Crispy
- Aren't you tired of cops who pull you over for speeding and ask,
- Where there's smoke,there's a Ford
- Like a Rock-a Rock of Hot Molten Lava
This is not meant to offend anybody. This could be some of Fords
new slogans since alot of their vehicles have been blowing up. If you
have one e-mail your suggestions to me.
Ford stands for the following:
Found On Roadside Dead
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flip Over Read Directions
Forget Out Running Dale
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Fails On Rainy Days
Freightened On Race Day
Four Old Rusty Doors
Fords Only Run Downhill
For Off Road Death
Fails On Race Day
Found Oil Really Dripping
(Backwards)
Drivers Return On Foot
Danged Roaches Out-Run Ford
Dodge Rules Over Ford
GMC=Gotta Mechanic Coming.
GM=Getta Mechanic.
Chevrolet=Cheap Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time.
Dodge=Dependable on Dirt Gravel and Everything Else.
MoPar = Move over people approaching rapidly.
Dodge = Dept of defense garage experiment; Detroit out did German engineering.
Pinto=Put in nickel to operate.
Chevrolet=Condition hopeless, entire vehicle relies on leftover engine technology.
