Wendy's Adult Jokes
WHOSE ASS IS THAT?
A priest wanted to raise money for the church. He was told there was a
fortune in horse racing, so he decided to purchase a horse and enter
it in a race. However, at an auction, the going price for a horse was so
steep that he decided to buy a donkey and race him. To his surprise,
the donkey came in third. The next day the racing sheet carried the
headline PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS.
The priest was pleased with the donkey and entered it in another race.
This time it won. The paper reported PRIEST'S ASS OUT IN FRONT. The
bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
priest not to enter the donkey in any more races. The newspaper read
BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS.
This was just too much for the bishop, so he ordered the priest to get
rid of the donkey. The priest gave the donkey to a nun at a nearby
convent, and the headline read NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN. The
bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to dispose of the
donkey. She sold it to a farmer for 10 dollars, and the paper duly
recored NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS.
They buried the bishop the next day.
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