Wendy's Decent Jokes
Frog
An Italian scientist is doing an experiment on Frog Jumping.
He puts down a perfectly normal frog, and says jump, and the frog jumps 4
feet.
He writes down: frog with 4 legs jumps 4 feet.
He then cuts off one of the frog's legs, puts him back down, and says
jump.
The frog jumps 3 1/2 feet.
He writes down: frog with 3 legs jumps 3.5 feet.
He then cuts a second leg, puts the frog back down, and says jump.
The frog jumps 2 feet.
He writes down: frog with 2 legs jumps 2 feet.
He cuts off the third leg, puts the frog down, and says jump.
The frog jumps 1 foot.
He writes down frog with 1 leg jumps 1 foot.
He then cuts off the last of the frog's legs, puts him down, and says
jump.
The frog does nothing.
Again, the scientist says jump.
Still nothing.
One more time....the frog is just sitting there.
He writes down: frog with no legs goes deaf.
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