Wendy's Decent Jokes
Honesty
An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent,
so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house
counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers.
"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first
applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond
question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an 'honest' lawyer?"
"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about
honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me fifteen thousand dollars
for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very
first case."
"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"
The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the money."
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