HOW LONG HAVE I KNOWN THIS PERSON? I HAVE NO IDEA! IT MUST HAVE BEEN SINCE I WAS ABOUT 5. SHE MOVED TO JUST ROUND THE CORNER FROM MY HOUSE, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY, BECAUSE SHE USED TO LIVE IN A MUCH NICER AREA. SHE SAID SHE MOVED HERE FOR THIS PARK THAT USED TO BE HERE, BUT IT WAS TORN DOWN A FEW WEEKS LATER. ANYWAY, HELEN IS NOW 19, SHE WORKS AT A CHEMIST… WELL, AT LEAST SHE USED TO, BUT SHE'S TAKING TIME OFF NOW BECAUSE OF MEDICAL REASONS. I COULDN'T FIND A PICTURE OF HELEN ANYWHERE, SO THIS IS A PICTURE OF HER CAT, MITZI. I'VE KNOWN MITZI AS LONG AS I'VE KNOWN HELEN. MITIZI LIKES TO KILL STUFF (WHAT A COOL CAT!). I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW MY LIFE WOULD HAVE TURNED OUT IF I'D NEVER MET HELEN… I THINK MAYBE I'D HAVE A BIT MORE MONEY, BUT I'D HAVE A LOT LESS GOOD MEMORIES!

SAM… WOW, WHERE DO I START? HER REAL NAME'S SAMANTHA, BUT IT WOULD TAKE UP HALF MY LIFE TO WRITE THAT EVERYTIME. THIS IS A REAL PICTURE OF HER, BUT I COULDN'T FIND A REACENT ONE… I THINK THIS WAS TAKEN WHEN SHE WAS MAYBE 10 OR 11. AND THAT'S MY EX-HAMSTER B.B SHE'S HOLDING THERE. I HAVEN'T SEEN HER FOR A WHILE, BUT LAST I HEARD SHE WAS WORKING AT NEWCASTLE AIRPORT IN THE COFFEE SHOP. SHE ONCE HAD A CAT AND A HORSE, BOTH CALLED TOMMY. WHY? WELL, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW? SHE USED TO WORK IN THE HALIFAX (HOUSING AGENCY TYPE THING) AT THE TOP OF MY STREET (YES, IT IS MY BLOODY STREET!) AND SHE LOOKED VERY NICE IN THAT BLUE AND RED LONG SKIRT SHE HAD TO WEAR! REALLY, YOU DID, SAM!

I MET CLAIRE AT MIDDLE SCHOOL AND WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH HER, AND OCCASIONALLY MEET HER ON THE WAY TO COLLEGE. SHE LIKES CHILDREN AND WANTS TO WORK WITH THEM (STRANGE PERSON). THIS IS NOT A PICTURE OF CLAIRE… IT'S A MONKEY. BUT YOU'LL SEE HER PICTURE SOON ENOUGH. SHE'S NEVER FULLY FORGIVEN ME FOR A CERTAIN INCIDENT IN A FRENCH LESSON WHICH INVOLVED A BIT OF PAPER, CREATIVE WRITING AND TWO GUYS IN HER CLASS (ONE TO DELIVER THE MESSAGE TO THE OTHER ONE!). WELL, CLAIRE… I WONT SAY I'M SORRY, BECAUSE I'M NOT. IT WAS BLOODY HYSERICAL! CLAIRE'S GOT A DOG CALLED LADY AND A HAMSTER CALLED SCRATCHY. SHE LIVES AT THE TOP OF MY STREET, SHE'S OBSESSED WITH THE SHOW 'BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER' AND… WELL… I DON'T KNOW.

ALRIGHTY… THIS IS MY LITTLE GROUP OF FRIENDS FROM HIGH SCHOOL! ON THE PICTURE FROM LEFT TO RIGHT… CLAIRE (SEE ABOVE), HELEN FRANCIS (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE OTHER HELEN), SONYA, KATE, CARRIE- ANN, KELLY, VIKKY AND LINDSEY! IT'S NOT A GOOD PICTURE AT ALL, I THINK IT WAS A CASE OF TAKE THE PICTURE QUICKLY OR GET RUN OVER, SO I TOOK THE FIRST OPTION. I KNOW THAT CLAIRE, LINDSEY AND KELLY GO TO THE SAME COLLEGE AS ME. KATE USED TO WORK IN McDONALDS, CARRIE ONCE WORKED IN THE SUPERMARKET, TESCO… I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE REST HAVE GOT TO. I LEFT SCHOOL WHEN I WAS 16, I THINK MOST OF THIS LOT STAYED FOR AT LEAST AN EXTRA YEAR. I THINK SOME OF THEM MIGHT STILL BE THERE NOW. THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO PORTRAYED ME AS AN EVIL SATANIC DEVIL WORSHIPPER! THANKS GUYS!

OK, I MET LEE AT HIGH SCHOOL, AND FOR 2 YEARS HE MADE MY TECHNOLOGY AND FRENCH LESSONS HELL! HE MADE HIS MARK BY ANNOYING ME AND THE REST OF THE TEAM (SEE ABOVE), AT VERY AVAILABLE OPPORTUNITY. HE IS ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE WHO CAN REALLY ANNOY ME! ANYWAY, WHEN I LEFT SCHOOL I WAS SAFE. I WENT TO COLLEGE FOR A YEAR AND I WAS HAPPY. BUT THEN, WHEN I STARTED MY NEXT YEAR OF COLLEGE, THE MEMORIES CAME BACK TO HAUNT ME! LEE HAD ONLY MANAGED TO BE IN ALL OF THE SAME CLASSES AS ME! HE SAYS HE'S 6'2", BUT I THINK HE'S MORE LIKE 5'8", AND HE DOESN'T LIKE ME TELLING HIM THAT, SO I MAKE SURE I DO IT OFTEN! I ACTUALLY ONLY TELL HIM THAT BECAUSE I'M JEALOUS… IF I CAN'T BE OVER 5'10", NO ONE CAN! ANYWAY, IT'S NICE TO SEE HIM AGAIN, AND I'M SURE SOMEDAY HE'LL REALISE THAT IF HE KEEPS ANNOYING ME, I WILL FIND A WAY TO HURT HIM! HE GETS CALLED "SNUGGLY BUNNY" BY SOMEONE (THAT PERSON IS NOW IN SPECIAL CARE) SO I THOUGHT THIS PICTURE WAS GOOD ENOUGH.

HEY! I MET TINA IN MY FIRST YEAR AT COLLEGE WHEN I DID A LEISURE AND TOURISM COURSE, JUST BEFORE WE LEFT COLLEGE SHE GOT CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET, SO WE'VE STAYED IN TOUCH! THIS ISN'T A PICTURE OF TINA, I DIDN'T HAVE ONE, SO THIS IS A PICTURE OF HER FUTURE HUSBAND, SHANE McMAHON. TINA USED TO BE OBSESSED WITH THE ACTOR COREY HAIM AND WCW WRESTLING, BUT NOW, AFTER A BIT OF SUZIE MAGIC, SHE'S OBSESSED WITH WWF WRESTLING AND SHANE McMAHON (THE WWF OWNERS SON)… AND I COULD BEAT HER IN A GAME OF 'BLUE'S CLUES'! I DON'T HAVE MUCH BAD STUFF TO SAY ABOUT TINA, EXCEPT SHE CAN GET VERY OBSESSED WITH THINGS! IF YOUR EVER FEELING LIKE YOU HATE LIFE AND YOU DON'T WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE, TELL HER SHANE IS GAY!

AWW! MY FAVOURITE BROTHER IN THE WHOLE WORLD! HIS NAME IS GRAHAM, WHICH IS SCOTTISH FOR "MAN FROM THE DARK LAND" OR SOMETHING… ACTUALLY MAYBE IT WAS "MAN FROM THE BUTTERCUP MEDOWS". ANYWAY, HE'S MORE OFTEN REFFERED TO AS GIMMON ON-LINE. MY BROTHER IS MEAN TO ME, AND KEEPS 'BORROWING' MY MONEY AND I NEVER GET IT BACK. HE DOES HAVE A JOB, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE SPENDS ALL HIS MONEY ON. THIS IS HIS PICTURE, AND DOESN'T HE LOOK LOVELY? HMM…! I'M SORRY IF I SCARED ANYONE WITH THAT! NATURALLY, I HATE MY BROTHER, BUT HIS WEB PAGE IS A LOT BETTER THAN MINE. CHECK IT OUT HERE. HE HAS HIS OWN BLOODY DOMAIN NAME! OR YOU CAN SEE HIS OLD PAGE HERE! WHAT A GUY!

CARL IS ONE OF GIMMONS FRIENDS THAT HE'S KNOWN SINCE FIRST SCHOOL. THIS IS A STRANGE AND SCARY PICTURE… THAT'S CARL THERE WITH THE BLUE SHIRT AND GIMMON'S THERE TOO. THAT'S RIGHT, GIMMON IS INCAPABLE OF LOOKING NORMAL FOR A PHOTOGRAPH! CARL WORKS AT McDONALDS, AND HE'S DOING THE SAME COURSE AT COLLEGE AS GIMMON… BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

MIKE IS ANOTHER OF GIMMON'S FRIENDS, I THINK THEY'VE KNOWN EACHOTHER SINCE HIGH SCHOOL. MIKE IS NICE TO ME SOMETIMES, BUT SOMETIMES HE'S JUST AS BAD AS GIMMON. HE MUST OWE ME ABOUT £50 OR SOMETHING... WELL, THIS IS A PICTURE OF MIKE. I'M NOT SURE WHAT HE'S DOING. HE DRIVES LIKE A TOTAL RAJI, DRINKS A LOT OF ALCOHOL, BUYS A LOT OF McDONALDS FOOD AND HATES CHARVAS. HE'S AN ALRIGHT KINDA GUY!