1: SATANIC INDIGO CHIMPS: OF COURSE YOU REMEMBER THESE GUYS FROM MY LAST PAGE! WHO COULD FORGET! THESE WERE ONCE NORMAL HAPPY CHIMPS SITUATED IN LONDON ZOO. THEY HAD GOOD, HAPPY, CAPTIVE CHIMP LIVES. BUT BEHIND THE BACKS OF THE ZOO'S MANAGERS, THERE WAS AN EVIL PLOT UNDERWAY. A GROUP OF REACENTLY FIRED ZOO KEEPERS WERE PLOTTING REVENGE ON THE PEOPLE WHO'D MADE THEM REDUNDANT. THEY WERE MADE AN OFFER THEY COULDN'T REFUSE. A GROUP OF MEN WHO WERE CARRYING OUT ILLEGAL EXPERIMENTS HAD ASKED THE FIRED PEOPLE TO GET SOME CHIMPS FOR AN EXPERIMENT. THE PLAN WAS SIMPLE. UNDER THE COVER OF DARKNESS THE EX-EMPLOYEES WERE TO SNEAK IN, USE A SPECIALLY MADE KEY TO BREAK INTO THE CHIMP HOUSE, STEAL 20 CHIMPS, BRING THEM BACK FOR EXPERIMENTING AND THEN LEAVE THE DEAD CHIMPS BACK AT THE ZOO. IT WAS THE PERFECT CRIME. IT ALL WENT ACCORDING TO PLAN, FOR LEGAL REASONS I CAN'T SAY EXACTALLY WHAT THE EXPERIMENT INVOLVED, BUT IT DID HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH BLEACH, A LARGE WOODEN MALLET AND AN INDIGO SHADE OF PAINT. THE EX-ZOO KEEPERS WERE GIVEN A LARGE AMOUNT OF MONEY FOR THEIR WORK AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY. THE NEXT MORNING, ONE OF THE WORKERS FOUND THE DEAD CHIMPS. HE WAS TOLD TO PUT THEM OUT WITH THE TRASH FOR COLLECTION THE NEXT DAY. AS THE NIGHT WENT ON, NO ONE WAS SUSPICIOUS. THE NEXT MORNING, ONE OF THE ZOO KEEPERS WENT TO CHECK THAT THE CHIMPS WERE GONE. ALL HE FOUND WAS THE GARBAGE MANS DECAPITATED BODY, LYING ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO HIS OWN SEVERED HEAD. SHOCKED AT WHAT HE SAW, THE MAN RAN TO THE OFFICE AND CALLED FOR THE POLICE. AS HE BEGAN SPEAKING, 15 CHIMPS LEAPT FROM THE FILING CABINET AND ATTACKED HIM IN A VERY BRUTAL WAY. THE OPPERATOR ON THE PHONE COULD HEAR HIS CRIES FOR HELP, SO SHE TRACED THE CALL AND SENT A GROUP OF RIOT POLICE TO THE SCENE. THEY FOUND THE OFFICE COVERED IN BLOOD WITH LIMBS AND BODY ORGANS SCATTERED AROUND AND ALSO, SOME TUFTS OF INDIGO FUR. AFTER THESE INCIDENTS, THERE HAVE BEEN MANY MORE SIMILAR DEATHS WORLDWIDE. IT IS THOUGHT THAT THE NUMBERS OF SATANIC INDIGO CHIMPS IS ON THE INCREASE. POLICE AREN'T TREATING THE DEATHS AS SUSPICIOUS, BECAUSE THEY KNOW ABOUT THESE DENOMIC HELL MONKEYS, SO THERE'S NOTHING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT IT.

2: DARK GIMMON: DARK GIMMON IS ONE OF THE MOST EVIL, DENOMIC BEINGS EVER. HE MAKES HIS PRESENCE KNOWN TO THE WORLD BY STEALING PEOPLE'S SOULS AND DESTROYING THEIR BODIES. HE IS THE EVIL VERSION OF THE REGULAR GIMMON (AND YOU THOUGHT THE NORMAL GIMMON WAS THE EVIL ONE!). HE WILL CAUSE YOU EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF PAIN, STAND OVER YOU IN YOUR DYING MOMENTS AND WHISPER "I DO NOT WANT YOUR BLOOD, I CAN TAKE YOUR BLOOD. I WANT YOUR SOUL, ONLY YOU CAN GIVE ME YOUR SOUL." IF YOU WERE EVER TO RUN INTO DARK GIMMON THERE IS NO HOPE (UNLESS YOU HAVE YOUR 'T MATERIA'). DON'T TRY TO RUN, YOU'LL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE. I'VE FOUND THAT A NORMAL GIMMON CAN OFTEN BE TAMED WITH MONEY. IF YOU FIND YOUR LIFE IN THE HANDS OF DARK GIMMON, SLIP HIM A FEW DOLLARS AND TELL HIM TO BUY SOMETHING PRETTY. IT MIGHT WORK. I'VE NEVER TRIED IT MYSELF. I'M NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO GET IN HIS WAY.

3: RONALD McDONALD: EVERYONE MUST HAVE BEEN TO McDONALDS ONCE IN THEIR LIFE. HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW ALL THE CREW MEMBERS GET ON WITH THEIR JOBS AS IF THEIR LIFE DEPENDS ON GETTING THE WORK DONE? WELL, MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE IT DOES. RONALD McDONALD IS SEEN AS THE FRIENDLY CLOWN MASCOT OF McDONALDS, ALWAYS HAPPY, SMILING AND MAKING FRIENDS WITH THE LITTLE CHILDREN. HOWEVER, THERE IS A SIDE TO RONALD THAT EVEN THE MOST EVIL, DARK AND TWISTED SOULS COULDN'T IMAGINE. IF YOU THOUGHT DARK GIMMON WAS THE MOST EVIL BEING IN THE UNIVERSE, THINK AGAIN. YOU'D THINK THESE TWO WOULD EITHER TRY TO DESTROY EACHOTHER, OR WORK TOGETHER, BUT THEY'VE NEVER BEEN SEEN IN THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME. RONALD TAKES THE SOULS OF TEENAGERS DESPERATLY SEEKING EMPLOYMENT, AND TURNS THEM INTO HIS MINDLESS SLAVES. VERY FEW ESCAPE McDONALDS EMPLOYMENT ALIVE, AND THESE ARE THE FEW WHO BECOME INSANE. I'VE KNOWN MANY PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN GIVEN A JOB AT McDONALDS. SOME HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN AGAIN. MAY THE LORD HAVE MERCY ON THEIR DISTORTED SOULS.

4: THE BUNNY: THE BUNNY WAS ONCE A HARMLESS PET GIVEN TO SOMEONE FOR A CHRISTMAS PRESENT, BUT ONE DAY IT DISAPPEARED. IT IS RUMOURED THAT THE BUNNY WAS SEEN FISHING WITH DARK GIMMON. 2 WEEKS LATER, THE BUNNY RETURNED. NOW 5 TIMES IT'S ORIGINAL SIZE, LONG SHARP FANGS, RAZOR LIKE CLAWS, DENOMIC RED EYES AND A HELL OF A BAD ATTITUDE. IT CAN RUN AT SPEEDS OF UP TO 200MPH, AND CUT DOWN IT'S PREY WITH LIGHTNING SHARP REFLEXES. IF YOU SEE THIS THING, YOU DON'T NEED TO BE ABLE TO RUN FASTER THAN THE BUNNY, YOU JUST NEED TO BE ABLE TO RUN FASTER THAN THE PEOPLE YOU'RE WITH.

5: SPACE MONKEYS: THESE INTELLIGENT PRIMATES ARE SAID TO BE THE DECENDANTS OF THOSE MONKEYS THAT WERE SHOT INTO SPACE ALL THOSE YEARS AGO. DID YOU EVER SEE THE FILM 'ALIEN'? IF YOU EVER GO TO SPACE, TRUST ME, THE ALIENS WILL BE THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS IF THE SPACE MONKEYS FIND YOUR FIRST. THEY'VE BEEN LIVING IN COLONIES WITHOUT ANOTHER TYPE FOR CREATURE AROUND FOR YEARS. USE CAUTION IF APPROACHING THEM… UNLESS YOU'RE REALY FOND OF BANANAS. (THANKS TO GIMMON FOR THE INSIDE INFORMATION HERE)

6: GIMMON: WHEN COMPARED WITH ALL OF THE ABOVE MONSTROSITIES, THE NORMAL GIMMON MAY SEEM RATHER TAME. DO NOT LET THIS DECEIVE YOU! HE CAN CAUSE AS MUCH SUFFERING AS THE REST OF THEM, AND ALTHOUGH HIS SOUL STEALING NEEDS A LITTLE WORK, HE CAN POSSESS PEOPLE TO SOME EXTENT. GIMMON CAN USE 'FORCE POWER' TO GET HIS OWN WAY. I SAW HIM REDUCE OUR £92 PHONE BILL TO £80 WITH A FEW CAREFUL WORDS AND A WAVE OF HIS HAND. HIS BATTLE CRY IS "GET OUT THE WAY, I'M GONNA KILL YA!" AND HE OFTEN CARRIES OUT THIS THREAT. HOWEVER, THE NORMAL GIMMON CAN BE TAMED WITH MONEY. A FEW DOLLARS HERE AND THERE SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO SAVE YOUR LIFE. IF YOU SEE A GIMMON, JUST DON'T ANNOY HIM AND YOU SHOULD BE SAFE. IF YOU DO ANNOY HIM, THERE ISN'T MUCH HOPE.

 7: THE RAGING GIMMON THAT LIVES BY THE BEACH: JUST HOW MANY GIMMONS ARE THERE IN THIS SECTION? WELL THIS GIMMON IS JUST AS EVIL AND FEROCIOUS AS THE REST. ONE DAY, A CLASS OF 5 YEARS OLDS WENT ON A SCHOOL TRIP TO WHITLEY BAY (A BEACH RESORT IN NORTH EAST ENGLAND). THE TEACHER TOLD THEM TO STAY TOGETHER, BUT LITTLE BILLY AND LITTLE TIMMY DIDN'T HEED THE WARNING. THEY WENT RUNNING OFF TO PLAY IN SOME NEARBY CAVES. A FEW MOMENTS LATER, A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM WAS HEARD. THE TEACHER RAN OVER TO INVESTIGATE AND FOUND LITTLE TIMMY RUNNING OUT OF THE CAVE. SHE ASKED WHAT WAS WRONG AND HE TOLD HER A MONSTER HAD EATEN LITTLE BILLY. THE TEACHER DIDN'T BELIEVE HIM AND SENT HIM BACK WITH THE REST OF THE CLASS. AT THE END OF THE DAY, LITTLE BILLY STILL HADN'T TURNED UP SO THE TEACHER CALLED THE POLICE. THEY ASKED LITTLE TIMMY TO DESCRIBE THE MONSTER WHICH HAD EATEN BILLY. "IT HAD HUGE FANGS, RAZOR SHARP CLAWS AND DENOMIC RED EYES. IT CAME AT SHOUTING 'RAA, RAA, RAA, RAA, GRR!'" HE SAID. THEY THEN ASKED HIM TO DRAW A PICTURE OF THIS MONSTER. PICTURED ABOVE IS WHAT TIMMY DREW. NOW 10 YEARS LATER, THE RAGING GIMMON THAT LIVES BY THE BEACH IS TRAVELING ROUND THE WORLD TRYING TO FIND A NEW BEACH. IT WAS REACENTLY SPOTTED IN MIAMI, FLORIDA. TIMMY IS STILL VISITING A SPECIALIST TO TRY AND GET OVER HIS ORDEAL. IT DOESN'T HELP HIM TO KNOW THAT THE RAGING GIMMON THAT LIVES BY THE BEACH IS STILL ALIVE, AND IT'S LOOKING FOR ITS NEXT VICTIM.

8: GOOK SHIPS: SEEMINGLY HARMLESS FROM A DISTANCE, BUT LOOK CLOSER, FOR THEY HOUSE THE CREATURES NIGHTMARES ARE MADE OF. THEY SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME, SO I'M NOT GOING TO DISCUSS THEM AT GREAT LENGTH.

9: TECHNI-COLOURED WALKING BEARS: I FOUND THIS 'THING' ON A FRIENDS PAGE. WHY DID YOU PUT IT THERE, BRANDY? IT'S GONNA BE A REOCCURING THEME IN MY NIGHTMARES FOR YEARS. LOOK AT THIS THING! IN FACT, DON'T! IT'S BLOODY TERRIFING! IF I SAW THAT IN A DARK ALLEY AT NIGHT I WOULDN'T STICK AROUND! IT IS EVIL!!