When I thought all these years that jelly beans brushed with toothpaste..I've been wrong. With that shiny new
taste, and that tangy feeling, I figured what else could it be but toothpaste? I was informed two days ago that they
in fact DON'T brush ANY part of themselves with toothpaste! I was told "What are you stupid? Jelly Beans don't use
toothpaste!! You need help!!" Just like that...all of my faith in jelly beans had vanished. So sad that jelly beans
don't brush themselves. If they did we wouldn't have to brush our teeth after eating them. That's why they give us
cavities..and I thought it was just because they were so darn sweet. And as it turns out...it is because they're so
darn sweet. Hmm...I need to start a jelly bean research facility. If you'd like to help email me. All I need is
a kick in the seat so I can stop writing this seriously!!
Oh well...you understand that it's been a while since
I wrote my last TRUTHFUL story about jelly beans. Thank you.
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