As you sit there, young little turds are suffering from malnutrition.
Please stop their suffering! You can do something about it! All you need to do, is contribute at least $2.00 to the American Turd Foundation. Don't fall for the crappy unofficial pages you see all over the place!! This is the only official FROZEN TURD page!

If you have a homepage and want to help. Just place this code somewhere on your page.

P.S. If you donate $2.00 to the American Turd Foundation, then let me know. I'm still not quite certain they exist yet.

<a href="https://www.angelfire.com/me/Willowt/turd.html"><img src="https://www.angelfire.com/me/Willowt/images/button.jpg"></A>

This is what it should look like