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VALENTINE DAY MESSAGES
Don’t know what to say this Valentine Day? Choose a Valentine card from the nearest shop or log into Free souls website to select our Cool V Day Card picks and send it along with our ‘Chosen messages’. You can frame your own too!
The whachiest message: Under the chairperson of gods of Love, Mr.
Eros and Ms Venus, you are found guilty of falling in love and making an offence to damage
the heart. Under section 240, theft and 420, stealing and crushing it, you are sentenced
to rigorous imprisonment in cardiac custody for a term of billions of years alongwith a
hug a day or a dash of added love. You will be arrested on 14th February and
expect full cooperation.
The most original message: Lifetime guarantee on the genuine Love,
spiced with flavours of faith and understanding. Manufactured by me at the coolest price
of Trust. Hurry! Offer closes on V-Day. (Only one piece available) Contact : 6743604
Spicy message: My love is like apple pie or strawberry, Don’t
turn it to Tandoori chicken fry! You are like candy, chocolaty sweetheart, Don’t be a
chilly dry! You are like mushrooms, Don’t be like Onion and make me Cry!
Flattery message: You touch my heart like sunshine on a
cold winter day. Your voice is like summer breeze that blows the clouds away. I want to be
with you, every minute, every hour, every day!
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