10 Reasons Scuba Diving Is Better Than Sex:
- Can reuse your rubber.
- Must take classes for certification.
- It's not consider kinky to wear mask.
- when "Going Down" you don't have to come up for air.
- Fins give you more thrust.
- Can turn a valve to adjust flow.
- Everything looks bigger through a mask.
- Won't get face slapped when asking "are you wet".
- No embarrassing moments when getting film developed.
- It's not important how long you stay up; it's how long you stay down.
The Great Lies Of Scuba Diving.
- Sure, Anyone can learn to dive.
- Diving is perfectly safe!
- Nah ! you don't have to be a good swimmer to scuba dive.
- You can learn to dive in just three days.
- Don't tell anybody, i quoted you this price.
- Don't worry, there's no hidden cost.
You Can Spot Divers By:
- Funny Tan Lies
- Big Wacth
- Says "huh" A Lot
- Bad shocks and Springs In Car
- Scars from Trigger Fish Bites
- Expertise On Anti-Histamines
You Can Spot Old Time Divers By:
- Funny Tan Lines
- Big Expensive Watch
- Old Jeep With Bad Shocks
- Log Book Has Volume Number on Cover
- Deaf In At Least One Ear
- Has Multiple Scars
- Has Cyclinders Older Than you are
- Talks About Making Their First Wet Suit
- Dive Gear Is Faded
- Limps from Dysbaric Osteonecrosis
You Can Spot Newbie Divers By:
- Sun Burned
- Timex Watch
- Nice Car
- Fills In All The Blanks In The Log Book
- No Diving Related Scars
- Say "wow, Did You See That" Lot
- Equipment Looks Nice
- Perfect Hearing
