BJ¹S PLEDGE MESSAGE
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	Hello, I¹m Brian Chamberlain and I have something disturbing to tell 
 you.  Now before I say anything I want all of you to know that everything 
 I say is true.  Repeat after me, "Everything Mr. Chamberlain says is true."  
 Good, now repeat, "Mr. Chamberlain is not trying to cheat us out of our hard
 earned money.  He is a godly man who does not lie."  Now that we got that 
 out of the way, we can start.
	Recently, I found evidence that geese may be working in union with 
 aliens to take out the human race.  Apparently geese have been trying to 
 get rid of us, ever since before world war 2, but they were unable to 
 carry out their task because of insufficent arms.  This is where the 
 aliens come in.  With the aliens help, geese are now able to control our 
 minds with methods beyond our understanding.  Once we are under their 
 power it will be swan dives off tall buildings for all of us.  We can 
 not allow that to happen.
	Now, this is where your money comes in.  If you send me a modest 
 check of $500 dollars.  I will be able to learn the language of geese and be 
 able to talk them out of this crime against humanity.  And if you send 
 $20 dollars extra you get a free alien dropping!  What a deal.  I save 
 your lives, and a space puppie's poop.  Which some scientist say can fuel 
 a nuclear power plant for 10 years on one loaf.
	Please remember to send your money to me so I can learn the language 
 of geese and save us all.  The power is in your hands.  Thank you.
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