CROTCH ITCHING


KEVIN:  (Hammering gavel.)  If I could have your attention please.

MEMBERS:  (Keep on talking about their crotches itching.)

KEVIN:  If I can have your attention please.  Please!  Please!  Shut up!

MEMBERS:  (Keep on talking about their crotches itching.)

KEVIN:  (Bangs gavel.)  Will you shut up about your crtoches itching!

MATT: Why should we?  Our crotches itch and this is a matter of 
discussion.  It might be catching you know.

KEVIN:  Fine, fine, but canıt it wait until weıre finished with the 
meeting at hand?

BRIAN:  But say, if you will, that our crotches start to itch?

KEVIN:  Yes, yes, what about it?

BRIAN:  Well is it OK if we start to scratch it?

KEVIN:  Scratch what?

BRIAN:  You know our...our croches.

KEVIN:  Well that depends, are you going to be scratching your own?

DAVE:  Our own what?

KEVIN:  Crotches!  Are you going to be scratching your own crotches?

MATT:  Well, that depends if I decide to get a little friendly...

KEVIN:  Anyway tonightıs first business is...

BRIAN:  Crotch itching!

KEVIN:  No, no, no!  Tonightıs issue is not crotch itching!

BRIAN:  Vaginal yeast infections, then?

KEVIN:  No, nothing like that!

MATT:  Hemroids of the bung, maybe?

KEVIN:    No, tonightıs meeting has nothing to do with itchy crotches or 
someoneıs bung on fire!

DAVE:  Herpes then how about the herpes?

MATT:  Constant masturbation?!

KEVIN:  No!  Stop it all of you!  Tonightıs meeting has nothing to do 
with any of 	those things!  You stop scratching yourself!

MATT:  But I itch.

BRIAN:  Me too.

DAVE:  So do I.

KEVIN:  Fine itch then, when youıre done we can start with the meeting.  
(After a while)  Are you done yet?

MATT:  No.

BRIAN:  Nope.

DAVE:  Me neither.

KEVIN:  (After awhile.)  Done yet?

MATT:  Almost.

BRIAN:  Just a minute.

DAVE:  Not quite.
(After awhile.)

MATT:  OK.

BRIAN:  Done.

DAVE:  Me too.

KEVIN:  With that out of the way we can get down to business.

BRIAN:  That would be?

KEVIN:  Underwear!  Whatıs it good for?

MEMBERS:  Crotch itching!

KEVIN:  No!

MEMBERS:  (Boo and throw things at Kevin.)
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