MASTICATION
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SOMEONE:  (Wearing  plain bummy clothes.)

	Hi, Iım (enter name here).  Do you know what Iım doing now?  Iım 
masticating.  Please there is no reason to be offended.  Everybody 
masticates.  Babies masticate, grandparents masticate, dogs masticate, 
heck whole famalies get together to masticate.  You know I love it.  
Every once in awhile I get together with my buddies and we all 
masticate.  Thereıs nothing at all wrong with mastication.  Why would 
there be?  Itıs quick, itıs easy, and it gets the job done.  Do you know 
what Mardi Gras is?  Itıs the mastication holiday.  Well I got to go 
now, my friends and I are going to a five star restaraunt to masturbate.  
Thank you.
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