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(Fade in.  Some guys are leaving Mikeıs house after a night of poker.)

Guys:  >Had a great time, see ya later, etc.<

Mike:  See you guys later.  Hey Bill can you stay for a second?

Bill:  Sure Mike, whatıs up?

Mike:  Bill, weıve known each other for a long time right?

Bill:  Yeah?

Mike:  And weıve been through a lot togethor, right?

Bill:  Sure, whatıs this all about?

Mike:  Well Bill, (takes Billıs hand) I know this is kinda sudden 
(kneels down) but will you marry me?

Bill:  (Shocked.)  After all these years you thought I was gay?  I 
didnıt even know that you were, until now!

Mike:  Bill, I know youıre not gay, neither am I.

Bill:  Then why did you ask to marry me?

Mike:  Because Bill, youıre a woman and a very beautiful one I may add.

Bill:  What are you talking about?  Iım not a woman!

Mike:  Oh, but Bill, you are a woman, and I want you to be my wife.

Bill:  I canıt be your wife!  Iım a man!  (Starts to flex and deepens 
his voice.)  A 	manly man!

Mike:  Youıre only fooling yourself, Bill.

Bill:  How could you possibly think Iım a woman?!  Look at me!  I have 
facial hair and a..a...(points to his crotch) a...you know.

Mike:  ...a vagina?

Bill:  Yes, NO!

Mike:  So, you may not be a woman on the outside, that can be fixed.

Bill:  I donıt want that to be fixed!  I donıt want to be a woman!

Mike:  You may think that now, but your insides are screaming, "Make me 
a woman! Make me a woman!"

Bill:  Youıre out of your mind.

Mike:  Nevermind that now.  So will you marry me?

Bill:  No!  Of course not! Iım getting out of here!  (Runs out the 
door.)

Mike:  Youıll be back Bill!  They always come back!  (Goes over to the 
phone picks it 	up and dials.)  Hello, Steve?  This is Mike, do you mind 
coming over?  I got to 	ask you something....(fade out.)
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