SALUTATIONS

(Open up on B.J., Kevin, Josh, Pat, Matt, Jeff, Chris, and Dave outside 
a swingset.)

Chris:  Hi, we're Generation Q!
Jeff: We're not actors, but we play them on T.V.
B.J.:  Hey Kevin, it's too bad there's not more of us.
Kevin:  Why?
B.J.:  It's just too bad.
Kevin:  Yeah.
Chris:  Yeah.
Dave:  Yeah.
Josh:  Yeah.
Kevin:  We suck!
Pat:  Yeah, we really suck!
Matt:  We need more people.
All: Yeah.
Kevin:  We'll be right back.
(All begin walking off screen)
Dave:  (Stops) Don't go away!
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(Come back on swingset area is full of people.)
All:  Hi!  We're Generation Q!
(Everybody starts to go nuts.  Kevin and Bj walk up to camera.)
Bj:  This isn't working.
Kevin:  OK!  You're all fired except for you, you and you.  (Points to 
Matt, Chris, and Dave.)  Oh, you two (points to two miscellaneous 
people) leave the diapers by the brick building thank you!
Bj:  Alright let's see who we have left.  (Looks over.)  We have no one 
extra just us five.
All:  (Smacks their heads in frustration.  And walk away.)
Dave:  Hi, we're Generation Q!
Chris:  We're done Dave.
Dave:  Oh.  (Chris and Dave walk off screen.)
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