Satanic Comedy (Three robed and hooded figures walk on and stand in front of camera.) No. 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? No. 2: Because...he was possessed by Satan! All: Ha ha ha. No. 3: What did one tomato say to the other? No. 2: Come with me and join the church of Satan! All: Ha ha ha. No. 1: What is white and green and hops? No. 2: Satan. All: Ha ha ha. No. 3: Knock knock. No. 1: Who¹s there? No. 2: Satan. No. 2 + 3: Ha ha- No. 1: Satan who? No 2: (Looks over to No. 1. Camera fades to black.) No. 1: (Screams) (Camera fades back and No. 1 is gone.) No. 3: Why did the man throw his clock out the window? No. 1: To sacrifice it to Satan! Both: Ha ha ha ha. No. 2: How do you fit 6 elephants in a volks wagon? No. 3: Schnaborgan! No. 2: (Looks over to No. 3.) (Camera fades to black.) No. 3: (Screams) (Camera fades back in No. 3 is gone.) No. 2: What do they call baby cats in Virginia? (Silence) No. 2: Kittens. (Camera fades to black.) No. 2: (Screams) the EnD ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- © Copyright 1995, Generation Q. All rights reserved for someone better.