THE MUTER
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WILMOTH:  
    Hello, I'm Detective Wilmoth of the Maine State Police.  
Tonight we are going on a nation wide manhunt for the "Muter" this man 
breaks into people's homes runs into their living room and turns down 
the volume while they are watching television.  He has never been caught 
because people never chased after him because they were too busy looking 
for their remotes to turn their TVs back up.  Tonight we are going to 
show you a reanactment of this horrific crime.  Please have your 
children leave the room.

(Camera shows Bj sitting in chair watching tv.  Shows tv.  Enter's muter 
who turns down the tv and runs away.)

BJ:  Hey.  (Starts looking for the remote.)

(Shows someone watching the muter man hunt.)

Wilmoth:  (On the tv screen.)  If you had seen this man.  Please contact 
your local authorities right away.

(Enters muter, not on tv screen, and mutes the tv and runs away.)

Voice:  Hey!  Where's that remote?
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