* When someone tells you about a great new program and you're very disappointed to find that
it's on TV.

* Your driving down the street, you are confused by the numbers on the houses - they do not appear to be legitimate WWW addresses.

* When you find it easier to dial-up the National Weather Service Weather/your_town/now.html
than to simply look out the window.

* When you start using phrases like: Hungry.must-eat.food.now@home.com.

* you call in sick because you found a great new WWW site.

* you can type your top 10 favorite Web sites, by heart.

* your fingers quit moving because you've been online for 36 hours.

* your net provider suggests you try a competitor, because you're exceeding 300 hours a month connect time.

* When your desk collapses under the weight of your computer peripherals.

*  you try to press Alt-F4 to close your car window.