What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door behind him.

If they put a man on the moon -- they couldn't they put them all up there.

Go for younger men. You might as well --they never mature anyway.

Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times,
men wouldn't ask for directions.

If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him the cheque books.