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WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with
breath that could knock a buzzard off a garbage truck at 100 yards.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a jerk. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY think while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what ever happened to your pants anyway. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name you can't remember). WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead. |
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