DATING:
The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy
to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in
the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
EASY:
A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT:
A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she
is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty
looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness,
but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her
chest.
FRIEND:
A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE:
A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as
"playing hard to get."
IRRITATING HABIT:
What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people
to each other turn into after a few months together.
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.
SOBER:
A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love with someone.
ATTRACTION:
The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT:
What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people
meet.
LAW OF RELATIVITY:
How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate
to how unattractive your date is. |
