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*Housework done properly can kill you.* *A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.* *A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.* *Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.* *If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.* *No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.* *My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.* *A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.* *Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.* |
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