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Application to Leave AOL
In case you ever want to get your life back...What LIFE ??? You live on AOL, 
you might just as well admit it now instead of all this hassle....
 
 
This form must be filled out in triplicate and e-mailed to all the regs no less than thirty days prior to your intended departure date. Applications will be reviewed the second Tuesday of each week from 1:10-1:15 am.  If you are approved for departure (which ain't gonna happen so give it up), you will be notified by e-mail on the second Wednesday of each week.
 
Part A
Question 1:  (Attachment "1") 
In no less than 5,000 word explain your reason for wnating to be released from AOL. 

Question 2: (Attachment "2")
What do you think you're gonna do with all the spare time you'll have ???. (In detail)

Question 3:  (Attachment "3")
Do you honestly believe your family likes you enough to talk to you ???. (Eplain why)

Part B
Personal Information
Full Given Name: Nickname:
Address: Country:
Home Phone #: Work Phone #:
Parent's Phone #: Neighbor's Phone #:
Age: SSN:
Weight: Height:
Bra size: Jock size:
Mothers Maiden Name: Grandmothers Country of Origin:

Part C
(Attachment "4")
List Ten Names, Addresses & Phone Numbers of places that you can be reached in case of a "we miss you" emergency: (please list this info in alphabetical order...) Indicating where you are most likely to be at what time of day and when.

 Part D
This part to be completed by regs, and returned to the silly person requesting to leave us.
Please reply to sender with Subject stating:
YES
Application Approved
NO
Application Denied
 
Fill out this form with all attachments and email to all known regs for review and opinion.
 
 
NOTE
Application DENIED if info is not all complete. Please feel free to fill out the above mentioned form......
but guess what ???  It has already been denied, so you cannot leave AOL... You are loved way too much.

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