I always thought the original saying was, "If you love something, set
it free. If it doesn't come back to you, it wasn't yours to begin
with." However, for the purposes of this test, let's use the proposed version.
In which category do *you* fall ???
Suspicious:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why. |
Optimist:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back. |
Pessimist:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was. |
Somnabulist
If you love somebody, set her free...
If she comes back, it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming. |
Impatient:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time
forget her. |
Patient:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait
until she comes back ... |
Playful:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat |
Vengeful:
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she doesn't come back,
Hunt her down and shoot her. |
Statistician :
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If she
doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway. |
Lawyers:
If you love somebody, Set her free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial
Freedom Act clearly states that... |
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love somebody, Set her free...
all living creatures deserve to be free!! |
Over Possessive:
If you love somebody,
don't set her free. |
Schwarzenegger's Fan:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
SHE'LL BE BACK! |
Bill Gates :
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she comes back, upgrade her then charge her for re-installation
fees |
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