| We're cuter. |
We're better manipulators. |
We lie better. |
| We never run out of excuses. |
We get anytime we want |
Sweat is sexy on us. |
| Men light our cigarettes for us. |
Men hold the door open for us. |
Women are sexier. |
| Women know how fake it. |
There is no penis envy. |
Women look better naked |
| Men will pay us for sex. |
2 words - multi orgasmic! |
We're better shoppers. |
| We often get to cut in line. |
We have better fashion sense. |
We pout better. |
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| We get out of speeding tickets by crying. |
We can sleep our way to the top of the class. |
We get to shop at Victoria's Secret. |
| We can marry rich and then not have to work. |
We never have to pay when we go out on dates. |
We don't have to constantly adjust our genitals. |
| We don't worry about losing our hair. |
We always get to choose the movie. |
PMS - yet another excuse to bitch at men. |
| PMS is a legal defense for murder. |
Women never have to see combat. |
We can masturbate more in a day than men. |
| We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar. |
Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood. |
We know that rhythm doesn't only pertain to dancing. |
| We have a higher tolerance to pain. |
Women do less time for violent crimes. |
It generally takes us less to get drunk. |
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| We don't have excessive amounts of body hair. |
We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage. |
Smoking the seeds in marijuana doesn't make us sterile. |
| We don't always have to think with our genitals. |
We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night. |
Most women actually look good in short shorts - men DON'T. |
| Our friends don't pick on us if we aren't sleeping with anyone. |
Men unlock our side of the car first - a real bonus when its cold. |
Women don't have to worry about not being able to get it up. |
| We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return. |
Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats. |
Smoking the seeds in marijuana doesn't make us sterile |
| There's never a shortage of ready, willing, and able men. |
Women don't have to worry about not being able to get it up. |
It's easer for women to bring up or have group sex for than men. |
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| We pee sitting down so it's easier to pass out on the toilet when you're
drunk. |
Men take us on all expense paid trips - all we have to do is sleep
with them |
When women are short, we're petite. When men are short, they're
just short. |
| Menstruation - just another excuse to use so we can say "no" to sex. |
We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the
corner. |
Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about (and I'm not gonna
tell you) |
| We can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper
into a hole. |
Men are like tiles, lay 'em right the first time you can walk all over
them forever. |
Menopause - thank heaven we're not capable of having children after
we're 50. |
| You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be
having it that often. |
Women can use the old "that mark on my neck is from a curling iron
burn" line. |
We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time because men screw up
so often. |
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| We're all sitting on a gold mine - we know it and use it to our extreme
advantage. |
Women have more than one erogenous zone. (in case you guys didn't know) |
We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we NEVER have to give back. |
| An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable
- ugly men are just screwed. |
When women get upset, we don't destroy property or hurt people - we
just take it out on the world because we can. |
Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell
disgusting - thanks to long pants and perfume! |
| When women make their boyfriends mad, we don't have to waste money
on flowers or cards - sex fixes all. |
Women who don't wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men
do it, it's rather disgusting |
We have mastered civilized eating - we don't embarrass our friends
or make loud bodily noises in public. |
