COMPUTER ACRONYMS

* PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
* PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
* WWW - World Wide Wait
* COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
* CD-ROM - Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months
* OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
* MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
* WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
* MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
* LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
* RISC - Reduced Into Silly Code
* SCSI - System Can't See It
* DOS - Defective Operating System
* BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
* IBM - I Blame Microsoft
* DEC - Do Expect Cuts
* ISDN - It Still Does Nothing

* APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

* MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs