REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS

* BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
* BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
* BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick
* BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
* CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps
* CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
* TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker
* CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited
* DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers
* DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer
* FAX - What you lie about to the IRS
* HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
* HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
* INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
* KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
* MAC - Big Bubba's favourite fast food
* MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers
* MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
* MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live
* NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
* ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
* ROM - Where the Pope lives
* SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
* SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast
* SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the Year
* SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear