VIRUSES


BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES:

CLINTON VIRUS
- Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
VIAGRA VIRUS
- Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
LEWINSKY VIRUS
- Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.
RONALD REAGAN VIRUS
- Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
MIKE TYSON VIRUS
- Quits after two bytes.
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
- Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.
DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS
- Deletes all old files.
ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
- Disks can no longer be inserted.
TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky Virus)
- Your whole computer goes down (but I think "we go on").
DISNEY VIRUS
- Everything in your computer goes Goofy :).
PROZAC VIRUS
- Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS
- Only attacks minor files.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
- Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.
LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS
- Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.